Ok a couple things.  First, I agree totally with Matt - Bowslet, you just seem to love talking bullshit that makes no sense.  As you can read from my previous post, I'm not "popping in randomly"- this vacation I took was my first stretch since registering where I have not had at least 4 posts per day.  The first part of your post makes no sense Bowslet.  Nothing anyone in this forum has said against you had been a false observation, except maybe the topic where you talked about taking drugs and someone called you a druggie, but that might have even been true.  Matt Brown has made some accurate observations proving that, basically, you are all shit- none of your claims about times or glitches are possible or even make sense.  Here and there you make a post that people can actually understand, but that's probably when you're not actually high off shrooms (your favorite ) or some other thing, but that quickly gives way to your usual practice of doing the things you accuse me and Matt of doing, which is making "inaccurate observations" and long strings of words that make no sense.  You are wasting everyone here's time and you generally are just an asshole on this forum.  Maybe you've been telling the truth and not being believed.  If that's the case I apoligize, but I really doubt this.  So please get your act together or just shut up.


P.S.  Matt could kick your ass in Mario Kart.

Well played chaps...well played. I really should start adding smileys like you guys. It seems you taking my words too harshly. When I called cowman a fuck , I was trying to portray the love that only a father and son could share. You guys will never fully understand my experiences with MKDD, just because they contradict yours I suppose. ???oh well. Matty boy...I’m so disappointed you didn't accept my invitation to the 1st annual Bowslet Open. :'( The purse is now well exceeding the 200 dollar mark..and you could of bung your sidekick dr watty with ya. by the way I finally said fuck the fireball and the shortcut all together and went the other way around to achieve the 2'22

Your name is John Five and you're from New York..... eerily similar to "JohnNY Five" the robot from the movie Short Circuit II.  

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a fraud.

Jesus, now you guys don't believe me on my name, look it up five is more common of a last name than you think, besides I was born before the movie ever came out and trust me I used to get it in school because of it. Besides i was born in florida only to move to NY 3 years ago. Or perhaps i could be using the bible reference book of john chapter 5...gimme a break. Cowman, pardon me on my use of terms in this forum, I forgot to use preferred route instead of shortcut, which I consider the gap over the lava a shortcut rather than going around. i apologize. besides i already beat 1'03 on LR with my SC didnt ya know

I'm hoping that's sarcasm Paul.  Bowslet, I'm talking about LC (Luigi Circuit), not LR (Luigi Raceway).  LR is an MK64 course.

Yeah thats the exact same place as i did it.

I'll get Jonathan to ban Bowslet if he even THINKS about coming to DKR

cant you read matt, i said i got the 2''22 by not taking the preferred route and going around the track not over the gap, i found it was better to go that way rather than slow down

Bowslet   wrote on 06/18/04 at 08:01:57:


notice that i said i could be wrong and i did check it the next day and i was about 10 secs off or so because i was trying to remember the time from my head i was really thinking around 2'17 or when ever the next ball was spewed..my mistake...anything under 2'18 on bowsers castle is insane for now only an idiot would think of it

awww casey lost the M, hes a big boy now

Is anybody else having troube understanding me?

Look, there's one fireball that crosses the gap at 2'04 which would be impossilbe for you to hit.
The NEXT fireball crosses the gap at 2'16, and if you hit this one, it would be impossible to get under 2'26 on the course!

However, you claim to be hitting a fireball that crosses somewhere inbetween these two, which simply doesn't exist.

Hence, therefore, and in conclusion: You are full of Shit!

I think it's pointless to argue with him anymore.  Just let him get off to the fact that he started this mess.