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Message started by Boolossus on 06/10/18 at 09:21:38

Title: Vote For Boolossus!
Post by Boolossus on 06/10/18 at 09:21:38

Hello there, fine karters.

Now, you do not know me. And do you know why? I am garbage at MarioKart, and I always will be.

BUT I need some sort of award, or some sort of recognition for something, because I need to have something to fill the void in my soul, where confidence should be. So, I present to you all, a pitch, for myself. I am a product, and you are the consumer.

So lets give myself a review.

Name:
I have like 10 usernames because I can't make up my mind. Heres a list of all my garbage usernames:
1. Revorecko
2. Commander Revy
3. Doggo144
4. ACGC144
5. Daxter144
6. luigilegend
7. Parakoopa
8. Parakoopa144
9. sikopath
10. Boolossus

I think I might have found one thats slightly less garbage than the others, but I always forget where the double S is, so I found some way to fuck it up.

Age:

I'd rather not disclose (Gee, sure hope they don't check my profile!)

Talents:

Erm..... Ummmm, I- oh wait. I can- oh shit nevermind. What about OH YEAH I CAN DRAW BAD ART, I forgot about that. Check my Newgrounds account, Sikopath, for some of that garbage.

Conclusion:

My dad owns Nintendo please vote for me, or he'll delete your Nintendo Switch.

Also ask me questions in the comments, because my other dad also owns Nokia, and he'll delete your N-Gage.

[smiley=bath.gif] Wheres my toaster?

Title: Re: Vote For Boolossus!
Post by Antistar on 06/10/18 at 10:02:01

0A2E242C223E470 wrote:

My dad owns Nintendo please vote for me, or he'll delete your Nintendo Switch.

Also ask me questions in the comments, because my other dad also owns Nokia, and he'll delete your N-Gage.

Would be fun if he owned Microsoft because he couldn't delete anything.