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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Mario Kart >> Mario Kart Wii >> *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread *** https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1492322933 Message started by JawsTheShark on 04/15/17 at 22:08:52 |
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Title: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread *** Post by JawsTheShark on 04/15/17 at 22:08:52 Yo. I just watched rusoX old WR with Daisy on Koopa Cape. I was like: "Yeah, my time sucks, I can easily do what he did one lap and do lap 2 and 3 the old way to improve my trash 2'22.616 time." I can't even do the hop over the old shroom-spot part right. Not to mention I can't even do the ending, how the fuck do you hump the wall like that and get the no air boost from the zipper and shit [smiley=lolk.gif] Here's my times, most are ancient and they ALL suck by now in 2017. I want to IMPROVE them all. My times: Luigi Circuit: 01:09.754 Moo Moo Meadows: 01:16.858 Mushroom Gorge: 00:48:427 (Glitch) Toad's Factory: 01:51.947 Mario Circuit: 01:22.347 Coconut Mall: 01:58.972 DK Summit: 01:54.065 Wario's Gold Mine: 00:52.958 (Glitch) Daisy Circuit: 01:30.554 Koopa Cape: 02:22.616 Maple Treeway: 02:20.027 Grumble Volcano: 00:23.650 (Glitch) Dry Dry Ruins: 01:51.357 Moonview Highway: 01:45.176 Bowser's Castle: 02:17.321 (Glitch) Rainbow Road: 02:31.881 GCN Peach Beach: 01:13.363 DS Yoshi Falls: 00:59.750 SNES Ghost Valley 2: 00:54.193 N64 Mario Raceway: 01:43.489 N64 Sherbet Land: 02:05.938 GBA Shy Guy Beach: 01:23.541 DS Delfino Square: 02:06.524 GCN Waluigi Stadium: 01:53.960 DS Desert Hills: 01:36.471 GBA Bowser Castle 3: 02:03.907 N64 DK's Jungle Parkway: 02:15.206 GCN Mario Circuit: 01:31.842 SNES Mario Circuit 3: 01:19.048 DS Peach Gardens: 02:00.337 GCN DK Mountain: 02:09.773 N64 Bowser's Castle: 02:32.617 HELP! Which of my times would be objectively MORE probable I could PR over the rest? And also, some of these strats I can't do! Like the Koopa Cape shit and many more. I was never the GOAT driver, I was just the GOAT at everything else and a solid driver [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/15/17 at 22:30:49 I try Daisy on my rBC time and get left in the dust ;D I can't even beat this autistic Waluigi Stadium time [smiley=lolk.gif] Why the FUCK does Daisy/Funky get stuck on the wall when you trick against it before the shroom-spot? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by J-Cop on 04/15/17 at 22:53:15 The two that stick out the most to me are Moonview Highway and Shy Guy Beach. You could probably knock off at least half a second on MH by using the flame runner, and subbing 1:23 on SGB is easy with the spear. I'm no help on most others, I still use the old strats on most tracks. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/15/17 at 23:38:37 My Coconut Mall time is pathetic. I was just beating my ghost. Then I got more air on the last escalator (lap 3) than a missile. I was still beating my ghost but I was disappointed by losing so much time...I ran into a wall on purpose. I can rape my time by like :500 easily even though my time would still suck. Every time I do the banister trick my wheelie never comes out, pathetic shit. Edit: I can easily dismantle my time by 1 second if I can stop doing stupid shit after a good start. I am awake at 4:26 A.M. like a crackhead trying to improve. I wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago, now I'm going to only get 5 hours of sleep [smiley=lolk.gif] The cars are fucking me up. Made me slow on the GHOST, and now when I'm AHEAD of my ghost I don't know where they will be. I'm getting pissed. Nothing enrages me more than MK Wii. Which is not good. Off to bed for now. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/16/17 at 05:10:16 You haven't even done half the glitches yet. There are tutorials on YouTube. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Liam Ashcroft on 04/16/17 at 06:23:43 27060D0D0A10200C0F150A0D5455630 wrote:
i recommend not bothering |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/16/17 at 06:32:53 63666E626E7C6736383E0F0 wrote:
Why? Glitches are part of the game, so might as well learn them. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Sam F on 04/16/17 at 06:33:07 The only ones bothering about is CM and MC. The others aren't really needed |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 07:33:55 7C5D5656514B7B57544E51560F0E380 wrote:
Why? Glitches are part of the game, so might as well learn them. [/quote] If he's better at ng than glitch it would be better for him to have a good ng chart than to have a bad glitch chart |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Zack_McNell on 04/16/17 at 07:38:34 No glitch ranking should be the main ranking......... [smiley=bath.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 07:40:40 447F7D757B6C67537D507B72721E0 wrote:
Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/16/17 at 07:46:28 5863616967707B4F614C676E6E020 wrote:
Combined charts have 505 players, Non-SC charts have 188 players... ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Zack_McNell on 04/16/17 at 07:47:42 2409010D0F0E042D0113140512600 wrote:
Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones[/quote] What's even worse is since the Non-SC AF isn't the main ranking, a news updater can't even get stats to post news on the main page about Non-SC AF movement. Also doesn't matter if the activity of Non-SC increases, it still depends if we can motivate Penev to do it. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/16/17 at 07:57:06 What's the point of making Non-SC the main ranking if SC has way more players? (505 vs 188) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 08:01:04 All I did was go to sleep and now I'm awake again. Time for moar Coconut Mall [no glitch], I know I can rape my time! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Zack_McNell on 04/16/17 at 08:14:34 022328282F3505292A302F287170460 wrote:
If we had the Non-SC as the Main AF, it would attract more players to cut that deficit you mentioned. Non-SC AF rankings are cosistent and it shows overall who has the best driving skills (glitches are a diff type of skill). |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/16/17 at 08:21:38 12292B232D3A31052B062D2424480 wrote:
You're right. Most glitches are pretty annoying and luck based anyway. Should I make a poll? (on a different thread ofc) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 08:24:32 I regret doing the glitches on my main account. Just got a pathetic improvement to Coconut Mall. 01:59:474 ---> 01:59.332 Lap 1 was 39.6x Lap 2 was 40.0x Lap 3 was 39.6x Ofc after lap 1 I got nervous and fucked up. Pathetic how I couldn't even sub 1'59. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 09:20:18 7A41434B4552596D436E454C4C200 wrote:
Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones[/quote] What's even worse is since the Non-SC AF isn't the main ranking, a news updater can't even get stats to post news on the main page about Non-SC AF movement. Also doesn't matter if the activity of Non-SC increases, it still depends if we can motivate Penev to do it. [/quote] Yeah, it sucks that some people have good af's because of luck based glitches and that we can't see non sc af movement :( |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ★rusoX on 04/16/17 at 09:26:17 2B001612350904320900130A610 wrote:
The ending ramp is about finding a sweet aiming for the ramp, I take it a bit to the right from the middle, then you start drifting when the first boost is over and keep turning right until you have hit the wall. There are a few different ways of doing it. You can just turn into it or even hop into the edge |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 09:40:44 6067617D4A120 wrote:
The ending ramp is about finding a sweet aiming for the ramp, I take it a bit to the right from the middle, then you start drifting when the first boost is over and keep turning right until you have hit the wall. There are a few different ways of doing it. You can just turn into it or even hop into the edge[/quote] Alright, thanks. I'll try to "hop into the edge" next attempt. For now I'm subbing my trash 1'59.xxx time on CM before I do anything else [smiley=thumbsup.gif] EDIT: GCN Waluigi Stadium: 01:54.896 PR'd to 01:54.529 Shit time by like 4 seconds still [smiley=lolk.gif] At least I got two PR's in one day. :ahh: The accomplishment, no matter how bad the times are [smiley=uzi.gif] Why the FUCK do I get hung up on the WALL before the shroom spot when I trick into it? I lost my huge lead Lap 3 cause of it. I was gonna sub [smiley=smokin.gif] I used Daisy btw, am I doing it wrong? Is Daisy or Funky better here? I prefer Daisy cause I tried both of them. EDIT #2: Got another PR right after :o 01:53.960 I had fail laps 1 and 3 :o I can get 1'52 but that's about it. My weakness = trick into wall before shroom spot and I can't do that blue zipper fast trick into trick around the corner shit. I'll try again later. For now I'll bask in glory of my shitty time ;) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 12:11:57 Yo. How do I send videos from my iPhone to the PC / email? Cause, I tried sending my last PR on WALUIGI STADIUM so I can get criticism but it said the video was too long. I recorded it [smiley=lolk.gif] Don't even suggest that iCloud trash, I don't use it and I don't remember my iPhone password. My shit is not password protected [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 12:40:19 4E657377506C61576C65766F040 wrote:
How long was the video? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 12:42:24 123F373B3938321B3725223324560 wrote:
How long was the video?[/quote] This is a stupid question holmes. I recorded my ghost and it's just under two minutes. EDIT: Just raped LAP 1 of WALUIGI STADIUM with a 37.3xx :o Then I went into the mud before the zipper [smiley=uzi.gif] I still can't do the shroom spot right, it's what is fucking me up. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 12:48:59 5D766064437F72447F76657C170 wrote:
Ok then I don't know what's wrong. Are you using a mac? I don't think iphones work well with windows/linux |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 13:51:40 59747C70727379507C6E69786F1D0 wrote:
Ok then I don't know what's wrong. Are you using a mac? I don't think iphones work well with windows/linux[/quote] Nah. I'm using Windows 8. I tried to send the VIDEO to my GMAIL account so I could upload it on the CPU and post it here. Fuck it anyway. Only shit I need help with on rWS now is the TRICK BEFORE the shroom spot. I ALWAYS get stuck. Do you HOP before you leave the zipper to trick or not? And do you hold the joystick anyway to avoid sticking to the wall/railing? And of course, I can't do the trick into trick before the turn after the pipes. That shit is some Dr. Amazing shit ;D I need to PR Koopa Cape next. All I need is one good lap and that can be lap 1. Cause the track is easy minus the gimmick bullshit that was discovered like hopping over the grass instead of using the shroom. The ending I have no idea how to do it even though rusoX sighted a few ways to perform that part. I suck [smiley=cry.gif] I want to pr on rBC too. Is Daisy the best there or does rusoX have the WR cause he TAS's [smiley=lolk.gif] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnMEAmDQYA&feature=youtu.be Why the fuck is Jak doing that stupid shit at the end of the lap, he looks retarded doing it [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/16/17 at 14:20:20 69425450774B46704B425148230 wrote:
If you're good at using daisy, yes she's faster. She gains about .2 on funky every time she does the shroom sc. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/16/17 at 15:09:26 537E767A7879735A7664637265170 wrote:
If you're good at using daisy, yes she's faster. She gains about .2 on funky every time she does the shroom sc.[/quote] I'm not good with Daisy. Btw, just ruined a GOAT run on rMC. 30.4x LAP 1 30.3x LAP 2 Then ofc no air on the SC lap 3. I turned off the Wii and put my head in a pillow and yelled "FUCK" for like 2 minutes. Now I'm done with the game for now. EDIT: Someone tell me how to not get stuck on the wall before shroom spot on rWS. This shit is pissing me off. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/18/17 at 21:36:14 Yo. Starting to think anyone who can get a 1'57 or better on CM TAS's. I can't even sub 1'59. The trick off the banister is bullshit, can't even pull out a wheelie immediately after 95% of the time. What trick should I do? I keep doing up-trick cause it's easier to hit wheelie button after. And then the escalator trick after the shroom spot is pathetically obvious that dudes TAS to do that shit. I can't even sub 1'59 ;D I'm trying right now [smiley=thumbsup.gif] This map is so lame. I can never beat the cars lap 1 and it ruins the whole run. Of course this current shitty 1'59.3xx time beats the cars lap 1 then the other laps are rubbish. [smiley=smokin.gif] Gayest thing about this course is the luck based banister trick. Just got one on the second set :o Then of course I fucked up the lap 2 trick and the effort was ruined. If Jascha TAS then that means the rPG WR does too :o I did it!! 39.747 39.459 39.7xx 1'58.972 Woot!! Shitty time but at least I PR'd ;D ;D EDIT: I can do better though. My end AIM is the best time possible, but for realism: 01:58.5xx Which I'll attempt another time I guess... |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ★rusoX on 04/19/17 at 06:56:46 https://youtu.be/Mxa0bAyJ4zw Try this strat instead. Its much easier for me even with funky. Also going on top of 1st banister isnt that much slower |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/19/17 at 09:40:11 2027213D0A520 wrote:
God damn, you're a god with Daisy! I'll try Daisy next time too. I prefer her on rWS but I know she isn't ideal there. I'm off to work ::) I'll try to TT CM or rWS later. I want to polish my shit times to something less shitty but also realistic [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/21/17 at 17:00:09 I'm crying. Been TT'ing rPB for hte past 4 hours. No success ofc. Every time I'm raping my ghost some gay ass shit happens to me that never happens when I'm behind it. Shit is pissing me off. I was going to sub 1'13 (no joke) but then I got a slip-drift before the first turn on lap 3 and went into the grass. How the FUCK does that shit happen. Also, why does Cole HOP during the double set shrooms on lap 3? Liam doesn't. I'm not TT'ing any other track until I PR on this one. The first shroom spot is annoying af. EDIT: Just watched Liam's WR. He gets every luck wheelie. Mr. Obvious with the TAS. Edit #2: lol, just wasted 10 hours straight tt'ing rPB with no PR [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I stopped only because when I tried hopping into a wheelie lap 1 it stopped doing a wheelie immediately, controller officially fucked. I need a new one! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by BlazeMKW on 04/21/17 at 23:01:33 WTF, how did you go from not playing this game for years, to all of a sudden no-lifing it for double digit hours? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 07:27:32 113F3229361E1804530 wrote:
I quit cause Wi-fi was gonna shut down. Plus I got a new job at the time so I quit games all-together for a while. I was doing psychotic shit like working and then going out getting fucked up. You know, the usual young-man life. But now I'm older and was done playing my other main game due to it dying of inactivity. Now I'm back in action [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ZedR on 04/22/17 at 07:30:10 18332521063A37013A332039520 wrote:
I quit cause Wi-fi was gonna shut down. Plus I got a new job at the time so I quit games all-together for a while. I was doing psychotic shit like working and then going out getting fucked up. You know, the usual young-man life. But now I'm older and was done playing my other main game due to it dying of inactivity. Now I'm back in action [smiley=thumbsup.gif][/quote] Any chances seeing you on Twitch with commentary? Would be awesome ::) [smiley=engel017.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 08:04:27 5E79736576457667637865170 wrote:
I quit cause Wi-fi was gonna shut down. Plus I got a new job at the time so I quit games all-together for a while. I was doing psychotic shit like working and then going out getting fucked up. You know, the usual young-man life. But now I'm older and was done playing my other main game due to it dying of inactivity. Now I'm back in action [smiley=thumbsup.gif][/quote] Any chances seeing you on Twitch with commentary? Would be awesome ::) [smiley=engel017.gif] [/quote] I don't have the equipment to stream. Plus, I got a day-job, they'll get suspicious if they see me going psychotic during TT runs while you fools record it and try to use it to slander my name [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Colvin on 04/22/17 at 08:09:38 715A4C486F535E68535A49503B0 wrote:
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 08:33:40 How does one get a ghost of mine if I were to get a good TT time? I see dudes uploaded that Japan players' time with the quickness when he raped Coconut Mall :o |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ZedR on 04/22/17 at 08:36:54 062D3B3F1824291F242D3E274C0 wrote:
There is an online Leaderboard http://chadsoft.co.uk/time-trials/ The ghosts are uploaded on the database and you have access to every ghost |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Liam Ashcroft on 04/22/17 at 09:13:59 4C677175526E63556E67746D060 wrote:
8-) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 09:18:52 57525A565A4853020C0A3B0 wrote:
8-)[/quote] I'm a choke artist in this game when ahead of my ghost. But how the fuck you get all the LW's? I smash the up-directional on my d-pad and I rarely get them. Also, I just had a 23.9xx first lap, and was doing a perfect lap 2...even made it barely before the red chicken and had a perfect line-up for the last turn but I let the MT go way too early and had to re-adjust twice and then I fucked up the last turn and everything went to shit >:( And yeah, I'm tt'ing this shit again. And what? I'm not stopping 'til I get 1'13.3xx or better. Next PR I'm retiring from this track ;D I'm eating now, so I'm on a break [smiley=smokin.gif] I aint saying you cheat. But that time you got is fucking psychotic. Shit won't be beat. Of course there is room for improvement but the improvement is improbable. By the way, I noticed that you didn't give me a response on the first lap shroom spot. You really feeling threatened by little ol' me? ;D I aint gonna beat your time or anything close to it duke, I always FUCK UP. But my ghost lap 1 shroom spot is good, but sometimes I'll come out of it about 0.50 ahead of it. I notice that I'm having issues with it now in comparison to before, why the FUCK do you get stuck in the grass if you drift while shrooming? Edit: I lied, moving onto another track for now ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 12:18:16 How do you do BC3 ultimate sc? And is it easier with Daisy? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/22/17 at 12:27:48 6A415753744845734841524B200 wrote:
Yes, imo it's easier with Daisy with and without a shroom |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 12:28:34 19343C30323339103C2E29382F5D0 wrote:
Yes, imo it's easier with Daisy with and without a shroom[/quote] Put a picture here with the line to get the SC or explain how. I need to cut at least 1.5 seconds from my embarrassing bc3 time. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/22/17 at 12:38:38 52796F6B4C707D4B70796A73180 wrote:
Yes, imo it's easier with Daisy with and without a shroom[/quote] Put a picture here with the line to get the SC or explain how. I need to cut at least 1.5 seconds from my embarrassing bc3 time.[/quote] You need to have this alignment if you want to do it non-stop with a shroom: http://i.imgur.com/y69nqtO.png Tap the analog stick to the right before you use your shroom to go off the ramp. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 12:48:45 Aight, thanks. I'll try. Edit: I can't do shit. I can barely beat any of my times and they all mostly suck ;D I swear there's a lot of cheating going on during these TT's. Does one know for sure if someone uses cheating tools or is it all just speculation at this point? I thought Cole had a program to oust people and shit. But some of these WR times these days are out of this world. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Sam F on 04/22/17 at 12:58:48 012A3C381F232E18232A39204B0 wrote:
There's CTGP now which is much more safe as there's traps and codes to detect if there's been any change in the code or if tools have been used iirc. As for the WRs set before the update, who knows |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 13:07:10 35313135373737070 wrote:
There's CTGP now which is much more safe as there's traps and codes to detect if there's been any change in the code or if tools have been used iirc. As for the WRs set before the update, who knows[/quote] When did that become? And what WR's have not been beaten SINCE that came about? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Darragh on 04/22/17 at 13:16:21 Full release was at the end of July last year. You can tell which WRs were set on the system if there's that little blue ghost icon to the right of the duration coloumn. (Whereas red denotes that's it's available from maschell's database instead). |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 13:20:15 13363F25253633363F363C36570 wrote:
What location are you speaking of? You're from Ireland? Lawl, I thought the only Irish player was [iS]-Sean [smiley=roll.gif] The Irish P.M. punked Trump that one time they met >:( |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Master Kek on 04/22/17 at 13:22:33 03283E3A1D212C1A21283B22490 wrote:
What location are you speaking of? You're from Ireland? Lawl, I thought the only Irish player was [iS]-Sean [smiley=roll.gif] The Irish P.M. punked Trump that one time they met >:([/quote] Northern Ireland is part of the UK actually. Luke Berrill (8th AF, not the Luke that has MC3 WR) is Irish |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 13:27:27 So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory? Also, GV2 shroom spot. My time is 54.193 with old shroom spot. I want to sub. Is the current shroom spot ideal with GCN controller? And if so, what trick do I use and how do I perform the shroom spot to the ideal measure? I want to sub this shit to 53 before I die! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by RosscoXz on 04/22/17 at 14:24:58 6A415753744845734841524B200 wrote:
In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Sam F on 04/22/17 at 14:25:58 2B001612350904320900130A610 wrote:
There's CTGP now which is much more safe as there's traps and codes to detect if there's been any change in the code or if tools have been used iirc. As for the WRs set before the update, who knows[/quote] When did that become? And what WR's have not been beaten SINCE that came about?[/quote] LC, MMM, MG no sc, TF, MC, WGM, DKS, DC, MT glitch, GV glitch was set on vanilla game, DDR, MH, BC glitch, BC ng, RR, rPB no glitch, rYF, rGV2 glitch, rMR, rSL glitch, DS, WS, DH glitch, BC3 ng, DKJP ng, rMC, rDKM ng and rBC |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 14:44:17 4E736F6F7F7344661C0 wrote:
In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland. [/quote] United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain? ON TOPIC: Back at rPB again btw Got a 24.2xx lap 1 then a 25.313 lap 2 then a :995 lap 3 got 1'13.515 my second best time ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by RosscoXz on 04/22/17 at 14:46:44 517A6C684F737E48737A69701B0 wrote:
In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland. [/quote] United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain? Back at rPB again btw Got a 24.2xx lap 1 then a 25.313 lap 2 then a :995 lap 3 got 1'13.515 my second best time ;D[/quote] Britain is the island of Scotland wales and England but the United Kingdom is the island of Britain, northern island and all the surrounding islands. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/17 at 15:29:48 1528343424281F3D470 wrote:
In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland. [/quote] United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain? Back at rPB again btw Got a 24.2xx lap 1 then a 25.313 lap 2 then a :995 lap 3 got 1'13.515 my second best time ;D[/quote] Britain is the island of Scotland wales and England but the United Kingdom is the island of Britain, northern island and all the surrounding islands. [/quote] Yeah, I don't get what that means. I'd need a map. Thanks for the effort though [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Darragh on 04/22/17 at 15:45:34 - |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Liam Ashcroft on 04/22/17 at 16:32:19 great britain = the island consisting of england, scotland and wales united kingdom = the country/sovereign state of england, scotland, wales and northern ireland they're both often used to refer to the same thing (the country) but it is technically incorrect |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/24/17 at 10:22:14 Holy shit... fucked up the last turn of lap 3 on rPB and ruined a PR ;D I should off myself for that one [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Nothing is more pathetic than what I just did. I woulda had a 1'13.1xx ::) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/26/17 at 20:03:09 How do you do shroomless SC at the old shroom spot for TOAD FACTORY? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Blackyboi on 04/26/17 at 20:47:24 It's impossible to help you Jaws, you thought I TAS'd in a CW |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/26/17 at 21:22:56 624C41434B1319200 wrote:
You're trying to put a lie on me to convince the masses. Not going to work. I never said you TAS'd in a war you dumb faggot, I said you cheated items which you did. And yes, you did TAS, but you tried to play them off as real times instead of TAS times. You're a fuckin faggot, kill yourself bitch. You cheating = proof of your low self-esteem. Why else would you cheat and try to hide it? For recognition. You knew your shit was TAS'd so the cheating was obviously only for people to compliment you on. You should off yourself right now cause you're just as useless as you was before bitch boy. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Blackyboi on 04/27/17 at 05:53:12 Dude there are screens of you saying "dude used a TAS bot in wars" also I streamed most of the wars so no item cheats at all xDDD handle your faggotry, also I am not playing MK anymore so you are save in your world of lies :) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Liam Ashcroft on 04/27/17 at 06:36:47 173934363E666C550 wrote:
you rarely did anyway? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Sam F on 04/27/17 at 07:16:46 0A24292B237B71480 wrote:
yeah but you still used kcl hacks for tases ::) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/27/17 at 07:43:46 0C222F2D257D774E0 wrote:
This retard confuses jokes with sincere statements. Off yourself junky! And if you aint playing anymore then why are you here? You were never wanted in the community, your faggot ass was a poison, one of many dweebs cheating to boost their self-esteem and fake-recognition. You're a lame. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Glozboy on 04/27/17 at 08:03:19 Well, this is a fine advert for the MKWii community. Congrats, guys. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Blackyboi on 04/27/17 at 09:39:14 The thing is even tho I was cheating a lot, the few times I was playing without cheats I was still better than you <3 I am here just when I am bored |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Master Kek on 04/27/17 at 10:44:21 654B46444C141E270 wrote:
kek |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 04/27/17 at 14:52:36 7B504642655954625950435A310 wrote:
Delay your trick off the boost ramp. You need to have this alignment: http://i.imgur.com/h92Qe7J.png ^And you need to tilt your analog stick to the left before this moment while holding the r button until your almost across the lake |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/27/17 at 20:15:12 270A020E0C0D072E0210170611630 wrote:
Delay your trick off the boost ramp. You need to have this alignment: http://i.imgur.com/h92Qe7J.png ^And you need to tilt your analog stick to the left before this moment while holding the r button until your almost across the lake[/quote] Thanks holmes. After I PR on rPB I'm going to PR on TF. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/30/17 at 09:00:16 I did it brehs :D 1'13.399 on rPB!! Last lap was 24.0xx :o :thinks again: Or was it 23.99x? I'll improve again, I'm not satisfied. Good thing my last lap sucks on this run. I mean, they all suck, but the last lap REALLY sucks. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by .Hahaae on 04/30/17 at 09:08:10 072C3A3E1925281E252C3F264D0 wrote:
get that 1:12 doggie >=D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/30/17 at 09:12:22 7F7F7F170 wrote:
get that 1:12 doggie >=D[/quote] I can't, I'd need the same cheats as Liam and Cole 8-) 8-) My realistic goal is low 1'13.2xx http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=1352686 I recorded via iPhone....then sent to my email and then I uploaded here. Video is shitty if this shit even shows up. I'm done modifying this post. Edit: Lawl, this shitty site makes you wait 10 seconds, then makes you download the video ;D The only site that would let me upload this shit without an account 8-) |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/04/17 at 21:08:55 http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w48/President_Evil5800/YF3.png~original Thanks to Prez for the classic! Cole beating Omega before he beat Omega ;derp; Tanney pullin up the rear >=D Yo, I need 1'13.1xx on rPB or better before I quit. Which I'll get soon! I aint been tt'ing since I PR'd cause of my shitty 40 hour full-time slave work America shit! But I'mm get that time or better next pr! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/06/17 at 22:12:07 23.975 lap 1 on rPB lap 2 was 25.low2xx then lap 3 I'm raping with a chain and then no air on the hump area and I'm in the grass [smiley=smokin.gif] I need HELP on lap 1 How the fuck do you manage to align properly so often before the last turn where you don't have to re-hop? Also, is SPEAR / MANUAL a good combo to sub 1'45 on MVH? I need to sub that shit still [smiley=lolk.gif] I noticed I'm not getting much help here. Y'all aint supporting a poor soul like me trying to improve my shitty times? The lamest shit always happens when I'm raping. Lap 1 is gay AF. The Shroom spot makes no sense. I can go into it and use my shroom AFTER my ghost and try to come out of the grass BEFORE my ghost and I still get stuck. Shit makes no sense. EDIT: God damn, I just PR'd again ;D 1'13.363 Last lap was 23.989 PATHETIC last lap. I got stuck in the water and aligned like the very most left I could without going into the black lagoon. I can't believe this shit!!! If only I had gotten a 23.789 last lap I'd be at 1.13.163 IMAGINE THAT!! But that didn't happen [smiley=chairshot.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Zack_McNell on 05/07/17 at 04:10:44 What's next after you hit your rPB goal? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/07/17 at 07:30:46 4C77757D73646F5B7558737A7A160 wrote:
Sub 2'00 on rPG sub 1'45 on MH and/or WW Top 10 on rMC cause once I pR on rMC again my time will be good! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/13/17 at 09:32:07 Yo. rPB is pissing me off. So I'm losing patience/motivation for it right now. Switching to rMC. Need to get 1'31.5xx or better! I'm only like :250 away or whatever...but the end of my run 1'31.8xx is garbage Cause I go for the double hop and get the single "low" hop and end up turning in the air and when I land I had to readjust like 3 times and shit so i didn't have to hit the grass. All I need to be is even with my ghost at the end and I can easily cut :200 with the double tap trick also, TIPS on that shit? It's like I'm shooting craps trying to get that shit My 1'31.8xx run only has one :) I'm only doing rMC til I get a PR. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/17/17 at 21:44:48 Yo. Forget my last post. I have impulse control issues these days opposed to my HAY DAYS in MK Wii (a.k.a. when it was active 2008-2013 RIP). I'm trying MMM thanks to inspiration from our favorite TAS'er LIAM. Dude was making all kinds of retarded mistakes and my time sucks so I decided to go through. Track is easy but dude's retarded mistakes of hitting the blue ramp and missing MT's are happening to me too >.< How do I miss MT's on this track like that xD My time is horrid at 1'16.9xx I keep getting :4xx 1st and :3xx 2nd laps and can't complete a run OFC. REALISTIC GOAL: 1'16.6xx HAPPY GOAL: 1'16.3xx GIMME LUCK. No joke though, one run I was RAPING my ghost by like :400 going into lap 2 (my ghost first lap is :707) and then I do the WHOLE first half of lap 2 PERFECT. Then the ramp comes up, and I'm like...more left than I should be for low trick but I just kept it going cause I'm used to failing TT's now since I can't do shit :D The ramp didn't even sympathize with me enough to give me a boost even though I was CLEARLY way too left to get a low trick, like WTF!! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by .Hahaae on 05/17/17 at 21:54:34 You gotta learn to soft drift if you wanna be successful there. As far as hitting the ramp, I personally find it easier to align so that I'm to the right of the ramp and aiming in left. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/18/17 at 08:27:42 Wtf is a soft drift? Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuyu64U7go&feature=youtu.be lol @ this faggot Cool Hard Gaming getting the definition of "Slip Drift" wrong. I coined the term during my rPG WR glory days :D Slip drift = when you drift without hopping, END of. smh @ faggots talking like they know shit. EDIT: Why the FUCK does wheelie lock happen when you shroom sometimes? Also, HELP. Should I delay shroom before hitting grass or do it BEFORE hitting the grass. Notice nobody is advising me here, you chumps don't want me to improve my time? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 05/18/17 at 12:50:56 I would help you more if I was as good as you at the game. Also a softdrift is basically when you tilt your analog stick at an upward 45 degree angle to execute a mini turbo quicker than you normally would |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/18/17 at 22:59:39 735E565A5859537A5644435245370 wrote:
Shiet, I already do that. Often times my ghost isn't even on the screen before the first lap shroom spot >=D I was a late learner with quick MT's ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/21/17 at 12:55:46 Shiet, I keep fucking up ownage lap 1 / 2 runs on MMM. Whether it's L3 shroom spot or some stupid shit like missing an MT or going into the grass before hand etc. I even got a 25.2xx lap 1 just a few minutes ago :o And I've had loads of :4xx lap 1's and :3xx lap 1's etc. I even got a low :4xx lap 1 w/o the max start-up boost :o Wouldn't claim this track is particularly hard to TT, it's easy imo, but of course when trying to maximize your time it'll be a while ;D new goal = 1'16.2xx I can do this shit w/o too much effort. Now I'm off to socialize so I'll try moar later. CHEERS [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/22/17 at 13:44:57 Just PR'd: 1'16.858 Another tiny-dick improvement :D Lap 1 was shit, Lap 3 was shit. Lap 2 was decent with :420 [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond. on 05/22/17 at 14:25:44 ^Nice job. It sounds like you have a lot of potential on that track. Do you still want me to help you with uploading your ghosts to the database or not? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/23/17 at 00:57:12 537E767A7879735A7664637265170 wrote:
When I have time to learn I'll tel ya! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 05/28/17 at 21:21:18 I'm VERY close to 1'16.1xx or 1'15.9xx it aint even funny! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Rhodechill on 06/26/17 at 05:56:02 what a shitty upload site lmao |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 10/17/17 at 13:09:08 Fuck. Just got 59.760 on rYF. Second lap was a :6xx and then it fell apart. :10 from my pr. I'm working with a shit controller. Missed an MT last lap and that started the collapse :-[ EDIT: Done for now. Had enough skipping over the zipper before last water-fall. TIPS ON STICKING TO THE BRIDGE? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by • on 10/17/17 at 18:23:36 002B3D391E222F19222B38214A0 wrote:
Learn how to become Cole or Omega so that the rYF gods will bless you with bridge sticks |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/06/18 at 09:19:27 Bumping, because I'm going to PR another track! Yeah, my times suck, and? [smiley=roll.gif] I want 1'44.xxx (or better) on MH, and a PR on rMC. I can easily get a WW top 10 with rMC. And by easily, I mean if I get lucky enough to strike gold a thousand times straight! I have no regional or worldwide anymore :-[ :-[ |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ZedR on 12/06/18 at 10:02:40 [quote author=6E455357704C41774C45564F240 link=1492322933/75#93 date=1544116767]Bumping, because I'm going to PR another track! Yeah, my times suck, and? [smiley=roll.gif] I want 1'44.xxx (or better) on MH, and a PR on rMC. I can easily get a WW top 10 with rMC. And by easily, I mean if I get lucky enough to strike gold a thousand times straight! I have no regional or worldwide anymore :-[ :-[/quote] You should start streaming your attempts, others would be interested aswell ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/06/18 at 10:17:56 41666C7A695A69787C677A080 wrote:
I'd enjoy the critiques. I have no tools for such a vessel of viewing though :-[ However, I'm an embarrassment right now. I don't know if It's the controller, my rustiness, or a combination of both. I can barely get past lap 1 right now ;D Maybe in the future. I like the easy route, so if it falls in my lap then it may happen! Edit: Why the fuck was I getting slip drift on the last zipper on MH. That shit used to NEVER happen! P.S. I've TT'd MH like 20 minutes and rMC 10 minutes since I turned this thing back on two days ago [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Edit: I was never the best driver. Above average, but nothing like the driving skills of S-Tanney / Cole / NMeade / Doom etc. My strength was WiFi [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I will be TT'ing though, because I was playing COD WW II the past year (because my comrade copped it). Now that that one year is over, I'm back here again for a brief time! I want WimmiFi :-[ I love how I get 30.3xx lap 1 on rMC with a double-boost trick and then a :5xx lap 2 (with single trick at the end). Then I am lined up proper ETC. I line up and hit the tree on the shroom-spot lap 3 [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I know the rapist TT'ers are using adderall. I took that shit a few times and I know it most definitely helps your focus/patience. Steroids for gamers! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by ZedR on 12/06/18 at 14:40:20 745F494D6A565B6D565F4C553E0 wrote:
I'd enjoy the critiques. I have no tools for such a vessel of viewing though :-[ However, I'm an embarrassment right now. I don't know if It's the controller, my rustiness, or a combination of both. I can barely get past lap 1 right now ;D Maybe in the future. I like the easy route, so if it falls in my lap then it may happen! Edit: Why the fuck was I getting slip drift on the last zipper on MH. That shit used to NEVER happen! P.S. I've TT'd MH like 20 minutes and rMC 10 minutes since I turned this thing back on two days ago [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Edit: I was never the best driver. Above average, but nothing like the driving skills of S-Tanney / Cole / NMeade / Doom etc. My strength was WiFi [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I will be TT'ing though, because I was playing COD WW II the past year (because my comrade copped it). Now that that one year is over, I'm back here again for a brief time! I want WimmiFi :-[ I love how I get 30.3xx lap 1 on rMC with a double-boost trick and then a :5xx lap 2 (with single trick at the end). Then I am lined up proper ETC. I line up and hit the tree on the shroom-spot lap 3 [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I know the rapist TT'ers are using adderall. I took that shit a few times and I know it most definitely helps your focus/patience. Steroids for gamers![/quote] Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhJOCfmyhXc |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/06/18 at 15:11:58 0522283E2D1E2D3C38233E4C0 wrote:
I'd enjoy the critiques. I have no tools for such a vessel of viewing though :-[ However, I'm an embarrassment right now. I don't know if It's the controller, my rustiness, or a combination of both. I can barely get past lap 1 right now ;D Maybe in the future. I like the easy route, so if it falls in my lap then it may happen! Edit: Why the fuck was I getting slip drift on the last zipper on MH. That shit used to NEVER happen! P.S. I've TT'd MH like 20 minutes and rMC 10 minutes since I turned this thing back on two days ago [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Edit: I was never the best driver. Above average, but nothing like the driving skills of S-Tanney / Cole / NMeade / Doom etc. My strength was WiFi [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I will be TT'ing though, because I was playing COD WW II the past year (because my comrade copped it). Now that that one year is over, I'm back here again for a brief time! I want WimmiFi :-[ I love how I get 30.3xx lap 1 on rMC with a double-boost trick and then a :5xx lap 2 (with single trick at the end). Then I am lined up proper ETC. I line up and hit the tree on the shroom-spot lap 3 [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I know the rapist TT'ers are using adderall. I took that shit a few times and I know it most definitely helps your focus/patience. Steroids for gamers![/quote] Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhJOCfmyhXc[/quote] I'm a tech-tard dude. All I hear is static in the video. Where is Kimi or Crusher to help me? Kimi [smiley=engel017.gif] Where'd he go? Crusher lives in my state (I think), maybe he can help! Edit: I'll watch. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/06/18 at 15:23:46 Damn. I just watched it. As easy as you implied. But, I won't be able to do it this way. My Wii disc reader broke a while back. Which is why I had to take a break around 2011 or whenever it happened. Kimi instructed me (with impressive instructional skills) to get the HBC and load the game through that. According to the video listed above, you need to have your MK Wii disc for it to work. Edit: Just tried doing this shit. My internet connection here is different than it was when I quit. So, I cleared internet settings, and plugged in my current internet option (with password ofc). It says, connection test is successful. Wii System Update? I said "Yes," then it said: "Error Code: 32007" An error has occurred. Unable to perform Wii system update. Visit support.Nintendo.com for assistance. It will not let me do the system update. Failure! I even took out the device that lets me load the HBC / MK Wii. Tried it, and it still didn't work. Now the shit won't work. R.I.P. My MK Wii. It says: Waiting for HDD: 20 seconds left. Then says no USB device is found. But it's in there, I'm sure! I fucked up my last sliver of MK Wii (Time Trial / Co-op offline mode) for an attempt to do this. FUCK! Edit: NVM, my dumb ass was putting the USB thing on the top space, but it belonged on the bottom! But, I still can't do system update! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/06/18 at 23:20:11 I can sub rMC if I get lucky :o But, Fox's WR is almost unbeatable. He turned his wheelie on purpose to avoid getting bit by the plant LAP 3. Then he finishes strong with the double-tap trick. It's OVER. But, I'll definitely PR one of these days [smiley=thumbsup.gif] WW Top 10, here I come!! I'm talking in human-terms OFC. Fuck the potential, potential means little in this game! I can get 1'31.2xx on my next PR FS. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/09/18 at 14:28:25 I need a new controller too. This shit sucks, can barely spark an MT with these garbage buttons ;D ;D It's OVER (for me). Do they still sell GCN Controllers? ORIGINAL only, fuck an off-brand! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 12/09/18 at 14:43:16 0D263034132F22142F26352C470 wrote:
Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/09/18 at 14:57:13 526C6C496A77613C30050 wrote:
Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go[/quote] They're the same? And not cheap AF like these off-brand trash companies? Original Nintendo products are strong AF! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 12/09/18 at 16:50:57 654E585C7B474A7C474E5D442F0 wrote:
Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go[/quote] They're the same? And not cheap AF like these off-brand trash companies? Original Nintendo products are strong AF![/quote] https://www.amazon.com/GameCube-Controller-Super-Ultimate-nintendo-switch/dp/B07DJX3Y47 |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/12/18 at 11:45:08 I'm watching Jascol's stream (is that the poster above me?) and kc-Thomas is playing in the WW. Lawl. Lemme get a used Wii if WiFi is still active! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 12/12/18 at 13:02:49 153E282C0B373A0C373E2D345F0 wrote:
nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond on 12/12/18 at 13:51:44 6E505075564B5D000C390 wrote:
nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that[/quote] I prefer to call you "The REAL MC WR Holder" |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 12/12/18 at 14:16:05 6A545471524F5904083D0 wrote:
nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that[/quote] :o |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/22/19 at 13:51:53 Just started TT'ing (again). rMC with Luke's WR on REPLAY via YOUTUBE on the CPU screen. Just did a run with :4xx first two laps (with no double trick) and then crashed and burned lap 3 due to nervousness. Tips on doing the double trick consistently? I need WIMMIFI. I want to play online again before I die! I can die any day, so how about someone help me with that? [smiley=engel017.gif] [smiley=engel017.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by PaulM78 on 02/22/19 at 13:59:11 @Jaws When you trick off first trick on double, lean back. It will give like a "suction" effect and you will increase chances of getting a fast double significantly. If you hop too late and go over bump, just start leaning forwards again. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/22/19 at 15:57:55 4D507C7E757C717C2A251D0 wrote:
Okay. So, I usually use "up trick," after doing so, I hold DOWN (back) on the control stick and try and trick again? What direction trick is most probable for success? Today, my best lap was a 30:381...with a double trick ETC. I see there is 5 parts to the track... Beginning turn - Shortcut (I know now to be as close to the tree on the right as possible) - Double MT before Piranahs - Bumpy Area - Last Trick!! I'll PR for sure soon...I was close a lot today. OFC, I still get nervous and fuck up on Lap 3 in outrageous ways... Who takes adderall and does this shit? I never knew about the magical effects it has on focus when I played. But last year I took a few for COD and was 30-0'ing in FFA non stop. ;D ;D I'm late, but I see adderall is steroids for games. Give me another pill and I'll PR for sure. [smiley=evil.gif] Edit: My times suck [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/26/19 at 21:44:45 Yo. rMC pissed me off so I quit and am doing rPB. I can get 1'13.1xx (realistically) in the next pr. i need advice. I asked Cole, but I have other issues I didn't ask him. Lap 1 shroom. Why the fuck does it seem random to me? I'll go in the grass the same as my ghost, then leave a little bit before it and i get stuck in the grass anyway :D And the red chicken before the last turn...how often do you rapists with 1'12.xxx times line up where you dont have to double hop before the turn? That's all! I'm terrible at the first turn on lap2/3 now. I need a new controller. :( |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/26/19 at 21:51:19 Oh yeah, MODS, get on your job and update my times: reference point = first page of this thread. I'll check tomorrow to see if its all accurate, but it should be! http://www.mariokart64.com/mkw/profile.php?pid=505 Coconut Mall is not 1'59 anymore. WAluigi Stadium is better too! Same with a few others. Just put random dates for the updated times i got rWS and CM in this thread (i think). I also got MMM (if its not updated) around the same time. rYF i forgot... |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 02/26/19 at 22:12:08 18332521063A37013A332039520 wrote:
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406 http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321 Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/26/19 at 22:18:26 1D23230625382E737F4A0 wrote:
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406 http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321 Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then[/quote] I live on the internet 24/7 dude. You do know smart phones exist right? Also, I get special privilege since I'm a pioneer of the game. I don't have to submit through that avenue. Your sneak disses are desperate and weak! You've only been here for a year and some days and talkin shit...FUCK OUTTA HERE. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] If you don't want your website updated and professional, that's up to you! You need to socialize more. You're offended by me when you shouldn't be. You clearly don't leave your (parents) home enough. If you did, a thread that isn't directed at you, a question not directed at you, a statement not directed at you, wouldn't push you to insulting someone dweeb. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 02/26/19 at 23:12:07 2B001612350904320900130A610 wrote:
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406 http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321 Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then[/quote] I live on the internet 24/7 dude. You do know smart phones exist right? Also, I get special privilege since I'm a pioneer of the game. I don't have to submit through that avenue. Your sneak disses are desperate and weak! You've only been here for a year and some days and talkin shit...FUCK OUTTA HERE. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] If you don't want your website updated and professional, that's up to you! You need to socialize more. You're offended by me when you shouldn't be. You clearly don't leave your (parents) home enough. If you did, a thread that isn't directed at you, a question not directed at you, a statement not directed at you, wouldn't push you to insulting someone dweeb.[/quote] >Wants times updated >Doesn't use thread specifically made to update times okey also I've been in the community since 2011 and active since 2014. Just never made a PP account |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/26/19 at 23:14:30 4F717154776A7C212D180 wrote:
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406 http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321 Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then[/quote] I live on the internet 24/7 dude. You do know smart phones exist right? Also, I get special privilege since I'm a pioneer of the game. I don't have to submit through that avenue. Your sneak disses are desperate and weak! You've only been here for a year and some days and talkin shit...FUCK OUTTA HERE. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] If you don't want your website updated and professional, that's up to you! You need to socialize more. You're offended by me when you shouldn't be. You clearly don't leave your (parents) home enough. If you did, a thread that isn't directed at you, a question not directed at you, a statement not directed at you, wouldn't push you to insulting someone dweeb.[/quote] >Wants times updated >Doesn't use thread specifically made to update times okey also I've been in the community since 2011 and active since 2014. Just never made a PP account [/quote] Yeah, you came after MK Wii was already in the toilet. Move on 'cause you look stupid as shit caring this much about someone you don't even know. As I said, my times will be updated, and they'll be updated my way. And if they don't? You think I'm going to cry like you're doing here in MY thread? ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Etch on 02/28/19 at 13:37:11 Jaws just wants to live and time trials quietly... If you all need to poke the hornet's nest again here in said thread it's on you, lol. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 02/28/19 at 17:02:29 Etch, your sense is heightened by these retards you moderate! Also, I need a new GCN, the hop button has been fucking me over!! But, I'm motivated to improve my OUTDATED and SHIT times. I'll buy a new one tomorrow! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/04/19 at 16:42:45 Aite playa playas, I'm back in the mix! Currently raping: MMM. Been getting :4xx and :3xx lap 1's with ease (through 1.5 hours of tt'ing the track)...but...can't even get a low trick on lap 2 (YET). ADVICE? Also, the current Bowser's Castle NO-glitch world record is inspiring me to improve my non-glitch time. Is the dude who holsters the current WR actually saving time with those struggle low tricks before the half-pipe? He also could've went right at the end of lap 3 to get another trick for 2'20.4xx...his loss though! NOTE: I do UP TRICK for the low hop. Is that what is fucking me up? Should I be doing DOWN TRICK like the WR's? I've gotten one low trick on the 2nd lap of MMM in 2 hours of tt'ing (TOTAL since coming back)... [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Am I supposed to line up wider than usual or what? Flabby 'n Sick in the building. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/06/19 at 17:25:17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JjHj0yzd1I Is this a good shroomless time brehs? Just found it on Nas' YouTube looking through old [Rv]olution wars! The GOAT clan! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Master Kek on 03/07/19 at 04:01:38 052E383C1B272A1C272E3D244F0 wrote:
https://www.mariokartboards.com/threads/shroomless-top-10s.1146/ |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/25/19 at 09:12:33 Hey brehs. I got my Wii and need help to recreate my Smile mii. COLE: Can you help by extracting it from your database or whatever means you did it by when you did the WR site? I have everything aligned with it; but, I don't think the nose is right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlddONB6Ic I zoomed in from this video 300% and still can't see it good enough! If it's too much time consumption; forget my request. I need help getting CTGP. Can someone help me? In like 3 hours? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Master Kek on 03/25/19 at 09:18:43 42697F7B5C606D5B60697A63080 wrote:
I can do it when I get home |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/25/19 at 10:05:18 4A66747362754C424C070 wrote:
I can do it when I get home[/quote] Thanks. What is your discord? Edit: http://chadsoft.co.uk/install-guide/#wii_43 Downloading the 6th step now. It's stuck at 99%, wtf!? Edit: Thanks for the offer; but, rusoX is helping me now! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by KingAlex on 03/26/19 at 04:50:37 Go for rPG regionals [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/26/19 at 16:17:17 48656C715A090 wrote:
This is how far I've fallen; anticipating a Regional, opposed to a Worldwide or World Record? [smiley=roll.gif] I'll take this as an insult; even though, I'm sure you didn't intend it this way! I've only time trialed three tracks above 2 hours total: rPG; rPB; rMC. I'm no longer good at rPG (last time I tried for 2 minutes); rPB is too strong for me (I rarely get :9xx first laps); and rMC is a possibility, but I don't think I have the guts to invest the time to get it (plus it's strong AF for a human, it's one of those tracks where the WR can be lowered a good amount, but not humanly). I get good first laps on MMM (often :3xx, and once a :2xx); but can't do the trick on lap 2 anymore for some magical reason. I've never been that good at driving; above average (yes), but not special like the current TT'ers these days doing WR's. Plus, now that I'm back I prefer online because it's less effort and more fun. The only fun in TT's (to me) is getting a new record. I will return to TT'ing; but, not until I get a new controller! I want to sub 2:00 on rPG though! So, maybe I'll choose that track first! I need to learn the wheelie after chain chomp yard, I know it saves a lot of time. I do have a theory on how to cut time with a new strategy; but, I'll have to try it first! Edit: Who am I kidding, I don't even give a fuck to invest the effort into TT's anymore like that. I'm here for the show. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Edit #2: I lied, I do care (slightly); but, I just don't have the time to invest in the TT's like you need to to get these good runs. But, I will try some-time!! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/28/19 at 10:02:03 Hey brehs. I'm on CTGP right now. Why the fuck do the PR's keep stacking in my inventory? I only want my PR; and the staff ghost. How do I delete this shit? I'm trying Toad Factory because I want to learn how to do shroom-less; I can't do it. But in the mean time, I'm trying to PR the normal way. Any help on deleting these old PR's? P.S. New Wii; so, my PR on here isn't my actual PR. I'm going for 1'51.xxx right now. If I could do shroomless I could get 1'50.xxx. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Master Kek on 03/28/19 at 10:34:16 173C2A2E0935380E353C2F365D0 wrote:
There's an option to delete ghosts and an option to disable saving any ghost that doesn't beat your PR somewhere |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by KingAlex on 03/28/19 at 10:35:10 Hahaha. Regionals these days are no joke [smiley=thumbsup.gif] There's a setting on the CTGP before you load your game in options where you can choose if you want to save ghosts for all finished runs or if you only want to save PB ghosts. You can delete ghosts before you load your game by going to Ghosts -> Local Ghosts and delete them there. Or you can delete them (the RKG files) directly from your SD card if you plug it into your computer. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/28/19 at 10:52:10 Thanks to (Kek/Alex). I found the location. I had the option disabled already for new ghosts that aren't PR's. I just PR'd again with a 1'52.625 over my 1'52.9xx. The 1'52.9xx is still here though o_O. And I agree; Regionals aren't a joke anymore. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 03/28/19 at 13:10:29 If you are having trouble with the TF shroomless cut, you should focus on holding left just before going off the dirt bump and then return to holding right as you become airborne. Hope this helps |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/28/19 at 13:45:17 3709092C0F12045955600 wrote:
Thanks. I'll try this when I return to it. I can definitely get 1'51.5xx with old strats ;D ;D Edit: Do I need to trick late as well (I mean leaving the factory)? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond on 03/29/19 at 04:08:23 yes |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/29/19 at 10:19:13 Just got a 1'52.505 with no chain wheelies, close to a PR. 1-1-1 old shroom-spot ofc. I've been trying shroom-less when failing but can't do it, I got close once though! |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by WL95★Jaxon on 03/29/19 at 14:54:52 7C574145625E53655E57445D360 wrote:
The timing is kind of tight but it's just right before you trick. Any earlier or later and it won't work |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 03/29/19 at 15:40:32 Thanks breh. I'll try to improve my PR the same way (old strategy, but I'll try when I'm in need to cut time). Can you brehs download my ghosts now that I'm CTGP? If so, tips? I know I'm doing old strat; but, I think I'm doing the boxes wrong. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/01/19 at 12:29:03 Hey brehs. I successfully performed one shroom-less shortcut. I was desperate as FUCK lap 2 because I was so behind. I did a shroom to eliminate chain wheelie. And just tried it and did it :o. It's my first success. I didn't claw either. Question: Is 37.1/36.9xx laps good for 2-3 w/o shroom-less strat. 'Cause these are the best I'm getting. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/03/19 at 11:48:06 1'52.405 on TF, a SMALL personal PR. But GOD DAMN garbage. I can get 1'51.555 with this OLD ass strategy. Why isn't my shit on the CTGP leader-boards? Shroom-less doesn't even seem to save time. Did it again right now (pr'd in 2 tries). And my ghost caught up even though I used shroom to cancel the chain wheelie. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/05/19 at 14:34:22 1'52.264 on TF (1-1-1; old strategy). I can't do shroom-less; and? I missed a MT last lap; otherwise it would be a 1'51.9xx. x.x I might be done with this track but we'll see. No luck wheelies too except on the conveyor belt (which means damn near nothing). Edit: I'm not done until I sub. PR'd again with 1'52.180; last lap was 36.795 :o Gonna sub tomorrow! No luck wheelies except on conveyor belt; needed one last lap! Missed double trick lap 2!! I can get a 36.4xx last lap if I get both LW's and a good short-cut! Maybe even 36.3xx with a good low hop. Imagine that with the old strat! Edit (again): Why doesn't my times show up on that big ass list of cTGP times for TF? |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by PaulM78 on 04/05/19 at 21:43:47 it sometimes takes a few hours for it to show up on the database |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond on 04/06/19 at 08:52:45 it sometimes takes a few hours for it to show up on the database |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/06/19 at 09:03:37 None of my PR's have shown up though. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/07/19 at 15:53:12 Another day; another PR. It's easy when your time sucks! 1'52.101. I was leading all race against my ghost for the most part. 37.0xx lap 2 :o :o Bad lap 1 and lap 3. I thought I had 1'51 in the bag. Then I did the old strat on the zipper L3 because I wanted to solidify the sub, it didn't work! I instead get a :101 instead of a sub. I should've just went for the trick because my lap 3 was a 37.1xx. >:( I did the proper way at the end of the lap (3); but, it caused me to lose the sub (I think). How much does the low trick save compared to going off the edge of the ramp with a wheelie? I should've just tried it. I didn't know the trick saved so much more time over the wheelie over the side of the ramp strat. Edit: Trying again, my ghost has all luck wheelies after the conveyor belt :dead: Just got a 37.1xx lap 1 (with a GOAT shroom) old-strat OFC. I can sub 1'51 if I get perfect :o :o Luke has a 36.715 lap w/o a shroom lawl. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/08/19 at 12:16:12 37:544 37:402 37:001 1'51.947 Finally subbed! Trash run over-all of course; even with the improvement being non-shroom-less. I want to improve more to like 1'51.5xx. Guess I'll do that :o Maybe I'll try to use the shroom lap 1 to cancel chain wheelie and do shroom-less lap 1 and go the old route the other 2 laps. It'll help improve my time (I thinks). By the way; my last PR 1'52.100-ish had 3/3 chain wheelies after the boxes. :o |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/09/19 at 13:34:16 Why do my old PR's never get deleted when i get a NEW PR. I have to manually delete them in this CTGP shit. W-T-F. And before anyone asks, I have the option turned to "Only show PR ghosts" or w/e in the settings. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by Diamond on 04/09/19 at 13:49:41 why would you want to delete your old prs :( |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by PaulM78 on 04/09/19 at 17:15:21 It's really nice having every time for ghost comparisons. Have you figured out how to do them yet? You can press start over a ghost, switch to another and select replay. It will play from the main ghosts perspective. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/09/19 at 17:20:08 Nice for you maybe. I hate it. Gotta clean this garbage up every time. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/21/19 at 20:35:31 MC3 can suck my fuckin dick. Haven't hated a track this bad ever tt-wise. Had some nice runs today. Almost had a 1'18.6xx with GCN no claw but went into the dirt. I hate that faggot ass SC where you have to be aligned perfectly or you lose a shit load of time. My best lap is 26.092. Not bad for GCN with no claw right? I'm older now. This shit isn't even worth the effort/time because it's just for a stupid number. |
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Title: Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Post by JawsTheShark on 04/22/19 at 12:58:30 1'19.048 MC3. Missed sub thanks to a shitty turn into the straight before SC; and a shitty SC; and a wide Mini-turbo on the last turn. I thought my slave chains would be broken off by this track. Guess not. [smiley=cry.gif] [smiley=cry.gif] |
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