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Title: Tif Post by tif on 05/15/16 at 11:07:58 Two years ago I started this random story about my involvement in the mk community as a campaign which got me to beat a mkds champion or something. Though it remained unfinished due to people preferring Chris over me in spite of me having a much sexier smile than him. So I'm just gonna repost that Zarkov nice story of mine as an enticement to put me on your lists. As you prolly guessed I'll carry on with another chapter if I do make it to the KC and shall add one chapter for each round I go past. Quote: I first entered the MK world by emulating and playing MK64 on keyboard while mom wasn't home cause she didn't want me to spend countless hours on the computer. That was back in 2001 and I didn't even know there were other modes than GP (I was 10 thus stupid). On Christmas Eve 2005 I got a DS and MKDS with it so I kinda played it like a motherfucker for a year. I remember spending nights just trying to win first to 10 battles in hard mode against COM. I met Mario in 2009 on a French retrogaming forum in which he mentioned the CDM a lot. When he asked me if I could hypothetically consider coming I replied 'Yea fuck it, what mk is it again ?' to which he replied 'SMK on Snes' and I was like 'Shit there is a Snes MK I didn't know'. So I went to that CDM 2010 stuff even though I had never played the game before. I mostly slept on the floor with a pillow I stole from Mario and ended up last of the tournament (I still have the wooden spoon which was meant to reward this performance). Also Drew and I played frisbee with shitty pizzas and I hit on Sami for the first time (though I did it subtly because I knew he was in a relationship at the time). I guess you should vote for me because I'll only carry on with this delightful story if I make it to the next step. Also I think it takes quite some guts to take part in the World Championship of a game you never played before. Note that the next episode (if you guys make it happen) will notably mention the first time I met Zarkov. In detail. ----------- I really liked that CDM 2010 stuff even though my arse had turned red by the end of the week after getting spanked so much in every mode. Watching the high-skilled players litterally fly over the tracks really motivated me to go anywhere close to their level. Plus Sami was kind enough to explain to me how to avoid going off track at every turn which came in handy in that purpose (too bad that bullshitter had to wait till the last day of CDM to do so). Anyway I started TTing after that. There was obviously a shiton of room for improvement since my first timeset fell outside of the top 300. As I wasn't used to competitive video gaming at the time it took quite a while till I get times that I could shamelessly and publicly claim as mine. The first time I finished a RR without falling was obviously a great moment but I feel that my first top 100 on GV3 (both Flap/5lap) were my first true TT achievements. It also gave me confidence before CDM 2011 in which I was expecting to win a few games and maybe qualify for the last 16 in Battle Mode (that hope came after making it to the last 8 in Battle Mode at SMK Belgian Open 2011). I couldn't reach any last 16, but my improvement was obvious since I won 9 matches (one of which was against Zarkov) and got a few draws here and there. Though as I still lost most of my matches I got to yell 'putain' a lot. I actually did a huge karting performance during that CDM. In MR Group Stage I had to face Sami who -as you are all aware- is the best MR player in SMK history so it's pretty accurate to say that I wasn't expecting much from that match (I would have been content with just a good fight in one of the four rounds tbh). The first three rounds went exactly as planned and Sami was leading 3-0 when the last round came. Track was GV1. Sami misses the zoomstart, I don't. I get a feather, so does Sami and we obviously both do the SC. I then get another feather when Sami gets a banana or something. I do the SC again which puts Sami under pressure : he has to nail that SC without help from any weapons to keep his hopes of catching me up. He jumps a bit too early and falls into GV1's dark void. At that very moment I knew that was it. I secured the rest of the course and won. What seemed impossible happened : I -the only player who lost all his MR matches 0-4 the year before (which had never happened in CDM history)- got a win over the best player in the world on this mode. I was so happy that I almost completely ignored all the bullshit excuses Sami made right afterwards. I thought of making him smell my asshole but Conor was sitting right next to us and I didn't want to cause him any more trauma. Boy what a day. As I already told you CDM 2011 was also the first time I met Zarkov. All I knew about him was he played all his matches being utterly drunk at CDM 2009. Tbh we didn't spoke much until the fourth day when we were sent to buy some food (Drew and other guys I forgot were there too). We talked about the London riots that happened a few months beforehand. We also agreed on the fact that Watford should win the Champion's League in a few years. Those were good times when I didn't know Zarkov's nonsensical opinions about cheese. That's pretty much it about CDM 2011. If you guys give me an unexpected win against Chris I'll carry on with the story of the construction of my relationship with Zarkov. Also : http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/156005drew.jpg It's up to you guys. Most of this story is still true though I've lost that bloody wooden spoon. Also vote for Zarkov, even against me. Edit : That picture won't appear in a quote so I'll repost it here : http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/156005drew.jpg

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 05/15/16 at 12:12:05 Definitely want to read more of that, you got my vote [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by Shock on 05/15/16 at 12:17:30 Tif has my Zarkov

Title: Re: Tif Post by eoJ on 05/15/16 at 12:20:32 Tif is the best!  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by Chrono Krysster on 05/15/16 at 12:29:14 I am fit for the Tif! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 05/16/16 at 07:07:09 brush your tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Zarkov on 05/16/16 at 08:20:39 7B747E6370766F747E7F7F741A0 wrote: Tif has my Zarkov     He has my Zarkov as well.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 05/17/16 at 04:23:30 Thank you guys I knew I could rely on y'all. tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by KVD on 05/17/16 at 04:26:42 There was never a more appropriate time to say this: tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 05/17/16 at 07:05:29 Karel. [smiley=zark.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 05/17/16 at 07:41:23 63495A4D44280 wrote: There was never a more appropriate time to say this: tif I hope you'll greet me the same way when you meet me this weekend. I'll accept 'tifaroo' as well.

Title: Re: Tif Post by KVD on 05/17/16 at 08:02:32 I was dead set on 'Tif de laaa Tiiif'.  :(

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 05/17/16 at 08:07:14 That'll do fine toots.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Chrono Krysster on 05/27/16 at 12:06:30 Tif is the savior to follow so I decided to change my first name to Christiphe

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 05/27/16 at 14:50:14 Everyone should put 'tif' in their username.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 05/27/16 at 23:22:18 Antifstar [smiley=zark.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 05/28/16 at 02:01:21 Thanks for nominating me folks I'll be sure to carry on with that tiffy story o' mine as soon as the group stage or whatever format we use is up. tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 05/28/16 at 09:37:04 0D3B273C3D27203526656D6D61540 wrote: Antifstar [smiley=zark.gif] lol I actually never thought about that before. Nice one.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/02/16 at 08:17:52 So my group will be up in two days so I figured I should go on with that campaign of mine. 2011 feels like ages ago now so my recollections might not be as accurate as I'd want them to be but I'll do my best. So yea after CDM 2011 I had to go to Wales for the Erasmus year I had applied for. For those who might be unaware Erasmus is a European program that allows you to study abroad for one year. While it might sound great, this year was actually pretty traumatic for me as I had to find an place to stay on my own in a small town that was going through an accomodation crisis so that sucked. I ended up staying in a house 6 miles from the town where my university was and that's far from being the worst of it since the house had next to no heating, no Internet for two weeks (contrary to what the ad stated) and most things using electricity barely worked anyway (and of course the rent was expensive as fuck). Oh yea I had asshole roomates too and a landlord who was known for having set fire to his house so his wife wouldn't get it after their divorce (apparently she owned most of it). Needless to say this whole situation wasn't a galaxy of fun. Fortunately there was SNESOT! Well at least as soon as I could get Internet at home. Before that I'd go to one of the university buildings that just looked like Hogwarts as you can see on this picture: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/16/25BDD62900000578-2956048-image-m-16_1424115774468.jpg So yea I used to take out my tiny laptop and play online battle mode and MM2 with Zarkov in what was nothing short of an academic castle (like I said: Hogwarts style). The teachers used to pass by looking at me like 'what the fuck is that weird bloke even doing' but I didn't really give damn cause I got to interact with Zarkov and nothing mattered more than that. Apart from allowing me to meet great people (and also fank) I got to practice battle mode a lot especially with lightfoot who was patient enough to put up with my bullshit and help me reach a level that was CDM top 16 material by december 2011 when I could get back to France for a month which was more than relief seeing my roommates had gone to the next step lashing out their frustration of living in a crappy place on me (one of them even threatened to punch me). I could tell you about meeting a guy named Fenty on SNESOT at about the same time but Zarkov will agree that most of y'all aren't nearly ready to read about that bloke. I hope I was somewhat entertaining to read. Now remember to vote for me if you want a sequel to that story! [smiley=zark.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 06/02/16 at 10:27:18 It was boring as fuck but I'll vote for you anyway, because I want you to tell us floating dicks stories for the next stage, and I'm pretty confident you will.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/02/16 at 15:50:46 Admittedly it was pretty depressing but I wanted to be historically accurate. The sequel will be a lot more fun.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/03/16 at 04:57:22 Every story is better if it has tif in it, even if it only says tif.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/03/16 at 06:07:03 Exactly. tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by KVD on 06/03/16 at 06:08:54 All week I've been waiting to see a post with just "Tif" by Tif in the topic named Tif.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Zarkov on 06/03/16 at 06:14:58 Bullshit, you loved Wales.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/03/16 at 07:46:49 Most kicks in the balls I received were more enjoyable than my first four months in Wales.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Fank009 on 06/03/16 at 14:06:15 6C717E180 wrote: Apart from allowing me to meet great people (and also fank) Come on tif, we all know that's an asshole response.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/03/16 at 14:21:50 An asshole response would be 'fart'.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Rhodechill on 06/04/16 at 08:27:03 Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment?

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/04/16 at 08:33:24 0F353239383E353431315D0 wrote: Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment? Because tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Chrono Krysster on 06/04/16 at 14:36:53 7B41464D4C4A41404545290 wrote: Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment? You are rude with this homeless man >:( ::) Don't worry I'll continue to vote for you Tif until you lost your internet connection :D

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 06/04/16 at 14:43:13 tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/04/16 at 14:44:02 54786B7076212F190 wrote: tif tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Racer727 on 06/04/16 at 15:05:57 75435F44455F584D5E1D1515192C0 wrote: [quote author=54786B7076212F190 link=1463339278/25#31 date=1465080193]tif tif[/quote] tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/04/16 at 16:05:29 ikept mhy appmartmen t folr 2 yeatrs and a half thank yoàuj very much tyhanks for bvolting me gujyhs i m fikcubkin drunk atm bujht il be fin e

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/05/16 at 04:47:42 Now that I've sobered up I wanted to give y'all a proper thank for allowing to easily win my group (never even dreamt of beating Drew in a popularity contest, let alone by a fair margin). Cheers everyone! I'll continue on with my story a couple of days before my next match is up. In the meantime vote for fank in his tiebreaking match. Even though he's shit at making tournament formats the bloke is actually quite entertaining.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/05/16 at 07:17:31 I voted for Fank, so did I earned your vote?

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/05/16 at 07:20:46 You did (you already had it anyway).

Title: Re: Tif Post by theyounggun on 06/05/16 at 09:41:46 I also voted Fank OMGScoots

Title: Re: Tif Post by theyounggun on 06/05/16 at 09:42:30 5A687D7459110 wrote: [quote author=75435F44455F584D5E1D1515192C0 link=1463339278/25#32 date=1465080242][quote author=54786B7076212F190 link=1463339278/25#31 date=1465080193]tif tif[/quote] tif[/quote] tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/06/16 at 02:40:21 I've just read the stats of my group and it appears that I got more vote from MKSC players than the actual MKSC player of my group. Apparently offering Shock blowjobs goes a longer way than I thought. Thanks for your support anyway. Also 9 votes from MK7 players! Support from players of recent MK were prolly the ones I expected the least so that's very cool of you cheers! Hope you'll keep appreciating my tifness as the KC goes on.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Rhodechill on 06/06/16 at 09:20:09 My last post was a joke btw.

Title: Re: Tif Post by MKDSリオンカスタアル on 06/06/16 at 09:21:05 7E57455B41605B515A53405641320 wrote: [quote author=5A687D7459110 link=1463339278/25#33 date=1465081557][quote author=75435F44455F584D5E1D1515192C0 link=1463339278/25#32 date=1465080242][quote author=54786B7076212F190 link=1463339278/25#31 date=1465080193]tif tif[/quote] tif[/quote] tif [/quote] tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Chrono Krysster on 06/06/16 at 12:46:34 15392A3137606E580 wrote: tif http://img110.xooimage.com/files/4/8/6/t1-4f971a6.jpg 7244584342585F4A591A12121E2B0 wrote: tif http://img110.xooimage.com/files/c/c/9/t2-4f971ad.jpg 47756069440C0 wrote: tif http://img110.xooimage.com/files/f/9/9/t4-4f971b6.jpg 1E37253B21003B313A33203621520 wrote: tif http://img110.xooimage.com/files/8/d/3/t3-4f971b0.jpg 69404A4B40664456514457250 wrote: tif http://img110.xooimage.com/files/2/e/5/t5-4f971b7.jpg Also you can now support Tif by using these new avatars, and yup they are [smiley=zark.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/06/16 at 14:52:05 Wow I didn't even know of any of these pictures. Usually I would find this creepy but I actually think it's somewhat funny for some reason. And no worries Rhodechill that was a actually a funny one.

Title: Re: Tif Post by Racer727 on 06/06/16 at 17:49:28 Where's the next part of your tiferrific story you promised?

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/06/16 at 22:42:40 6557424B662E0 wrote: Where's the next part of your tiferrific story you promised? Very tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/07/16 at 01:32:45 I said it would happen a few days before my next match is up toots.

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/12/16 at 06:40:27 So it appears my next match will be up tomorrow so I'll have to keep on tiffing here. So yea after those first four months in bloody Wales I returned to France for a month. Not much worth mentioning there except for that email telling me my arseholes roomates had gone away from the house which was obviously a huge relief to me. The lady who got me the house told me she was gonna sue them but I knew that was bollocks cause she was already known for scamming foreign students with bs no-good houses no-one wanted. Despite the arseholes being away I was feeling pretty depressed on my own in a very cold place and even playing MM2 with Zarkov hardly made up for that shitty situation. Not to mention I had completely screwed up my exams due to intense tiredness so it would be a stretch to say I had reached some sort of stability. Fortunately there was some Irish bloke who stayed two weeks in the house at the beginning of the year looking for a chump to replace one of their roomate who was leaving the appartment. I knew about it because the accomodation crisis was so bad they had made a facebook group for the students to help one another find a place to live. It turned out I didn't even need to sign anything so long as I paid the £260/month they were asking for. All I needed was a good excuse to fuck off of the shitty house I was in since I had a 9 months contract not that I was actually afraid of that estate agent lady but I still had that landlord-burning-his-wife's-house story in mind and didn't want him to find me and break my neck for leaving without a proper reason. So I just made something up like the French governement was gonna cut my scholarship in half and that I couldn't afford to stay there or some shit like that. Now my new roomates were dirty as fuck but very friendly so I didn't really mind. What really bothered me is that none of these two lazy bastards had even tried to get Internet in the house which meant I had to go to Mac Donalds to be able to play online. So I would go there with my laptop not actually buying anything and play my Snesot matches. Some kids would sometimes pass by mocking me like "lol I prefer GTA", I thought about punching them in the face but that would prolly have me banned from there so I just called them useless lil bastards. After a month or so I realised my roommates weren't gonna do shit about getting Internet so I handled things myself and took a one year subscription for like £16/month even though I only had 2 months in Wales left. Thing is I gave a fake name which stopped them from finding me when I got back to France and therefore stopped paying. My Irish roommate had a similar plan regarding is student loan: he planned on going to Australia where one of his siblings was living as soon as his studies were done with and never pay back. "They'll never find me" he used to say. I don't know whether he actually ended up doing that but I kind of liked the idea. Anyway after getting back to my mom's I had to get ready for CDM 2012. True I had improved my battle mode skills a lot but the rest still left a lot to be desired. So I basically played TT for two months before the CDM which I will tell if you guys are kind enough to vote for me. http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/718759drew.jpg

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 06/12/16 at 06:45:50 tl;dr you have my vote anyway vote tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/14/16 at 14:17:28 Darn I lost to a MKDS player I shouldn't have called him a chump. See you in two years!

Title: Re: Tif Post by Shock on 06/14/16 at 14:17:47 I wanted to read more tif. This contest is rigged!

Title: Re: Tif Post by Danger M on 06/14/16 at 14:19:22 79767C6172746D767C7D7D76180 wrote: I wanted to read more tif. This contest is rigged! We should believe Shock, he knows everything there is to know about rigged contests.

Title: Re: Tif Post by eoJ on 06/14/16 at 14:29:33 This is a travesty...  [smiley=cry.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by Shock on 06/14/16 at 14:29:57 As long as you use Fenner's WiFi to connect to the board and read the votes, you almost never fail to 'count' them correctly!

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/14/16 at 15:38:27 This..... is...... so sad :-/ Well..... one thing to say about this: tif

Title: Re: Tif Post by Chrono Krysster on 06/14/16 at 16:32:29 Damn, who the heck is MKDasher?!?!!?  >:( :-[ :-X

Title: Re: Tif Post by Yoshistar™ on 06/15/16 at 01:08:46 4E777C7676716077323232050 wrote: Damn, who the heck is MKDasher?!?!!?  >:( :-[ :-X Former champ of MKDS if I'm right

Title: Re: Tif Post by Antistar on 06/15/16 at 01:52:28 7B747E6370766F747E7F7F741A0 wrote: I wanted to read more tif. This contest is rigged! Same there. Poor MKDasher, he won a lot of haters [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: Tif Post by tif on 06/15/16 at 02:33:31 596F7368697374617231393935000 wrote: [quote author=4E777C7676716077323232050 link=1463339278/50#56 date=1465950749]Damn, who the heck is MKDasher?!?!!?  >:( :-[ :-X Former champ of MKDS if I'm right[/quote] He's a chump

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