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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Historical >> Karter Contest 2K16 >> Make the Karter Contest Great Again... https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1463335504 Message started by eoJ on 05/15/16 at 10:05:04 |
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Title: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 05/15/16 at 10:05:04 Vote for me, because I'm not *Donald Trump! (* - practically an actual campaign slogan for Hillary Clinton) In all seriousness though, I'm a pretty good guy. I've done fairly well in previous KCs, but I never really had a big presence on the board outside of the SMK section. I also met a lot of you in real life at the 2015 CDM with my fellow Americans Dan Hoernemann and Drew Blumfield, so that should count for something, right? So vote eoJ, just not in the current mafia game... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Chrono Krysster on 05/16/16 at 01:10:15 I have a question for the Karters... B stands for? a: Bill Clinton b: Bernier Joe c: Boobs d: WWE e: Bowser f: Beer g: BBQ Choose the correct answer ;) (I did!) |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 05/16/16 at 10:15:45 That is one hell of a list. "Boobs" is my final answer... ( . )( . ) [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Yoshistar™ on 05/16/16 at 10:23:54 It's so complex that I don't even remember what the question is :o Is it Bowser? [smiley=bath.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Kleenex on 05/16/16 at 11:25:06 Broccoli |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 05/16/16 at 12:23:57 Honorable mentions: -Blackhawks -Bears -Bulls -Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Saint Nicholas de la USA on 05/19/16 at 16:13:35 Blue-Blooded American. [smiley=beer.gif] ...I still think I prefer "Boobs" though. ( . ) ( . ) I recently read that in Germany, sexual harassment laws are lax at best, you can actually touch a German woman's boobs and not get in any legal trouble. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/01/16 at 14:25:39 So, I am thoroughly humbled to announce that all of you not only nominated me into the contest, but I made the top 10! This is truly an honor, and I'm thinking of a way to make it worth your vote for me throughout the rest of the contest... [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Chrono Krysster on 06/11/16 at 15:07:33 And the correct answer was obviously: 0A33383232352433767676410 wrote:
And I'll check what you've said later ::) 03242339282327221D223A283F4D0 wrote:
By being the Press F5 World Champion of the KC 2K16?! ;D [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Chraizy on 06/11/16 at 16:28:57 5D7A707B7C7F72604C5B726165766A130 wrote:
And that's good! I mean.. who doesn't love to touch some big boobies, eh? [smiley=happy.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Antistar on 06/12/16 at 03:24:49 Some people prefer it smaller. I don't think it'll be very relevant to tell that I'm not part of the small tits fans. |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/17/16 at 22:28:18 So my match against Scott is today, and to try to sway some voters who may not know me, here are a couple pictures of me at last year's CDM (Super Mario Kart World Championships held in France every year): http://https://65.media.tumblr.com/38d81a2f9bdf93ba211c476d13d9d241/tumblr_o8yf65l8Vc1uugtuuo1_1280.jpg http://https://65.media.tumblr.com/41fc1366b01ac63311d5634cceae5767/tumblr_o8yf65l8Vc1uugtuuo2_540.jpg So vote for me, because I'm kind of a good guy! [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by J-Cop on 06/17/16 at 22:37:48 Who are the other people in those pictures? |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/17/16 at 22:41:20 Top: Zarkov (solid dude, hero) Bottom: Drew Blumfield (SMKChamp, center) and Dan Hoernemann (dan__h, right) |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by IsThatAGoodTime on 06/19/16 at 22:06:03 Good match, looks like I forgot to call in the email votes. I didn't know about this topic otherwise I would have shared photos of me with Duff as well. Everyone in the contest needs to have a photo with Duff. Unfortunately I don't have any photos with Zarkov. I found this one from 2009, wasn't able to find any more recent ones. Duff is on the far right with a pillow and I am behind Jones on the opposite side. http://vameet.speedrunwiki.com/2009/pictures/HeartAttackAlley.JPG |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/19/16 at 22:17:32 Ah, of course! My army of email votes probably put me over the edge. Thanks for the picture! I agree, everyone needs to have picture proof that they met the legend that is Duff. What a guy! [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by ORANGE.html on 06/20/16 at 04:32:16 163A293234636D5B0 wrote:
I'm an all rounder, anything from C to GG suits me ::) |
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Title: Vote eoJ for the sole purpose of a Zarkokv/eoJ mat Post by eoJ on 06/22/16 at 16:47:20 If you have any doubt in your mind about my upcoming matchup against Cole, then let me sway you with this bit of information: Clark and I have been friends for over a decade. He's a really solid guy and deserves all the votes in the world. In both of our long history with the Karter Contest (since 2006) we have never had the chance to face each other in any round... ... that is until this year. If I somehow win over Cole and Zarkov wins his matchup, then the dream match would be set. It's a match 10 years in the making and I think it would be a terrific way to go out, should I even be given the opportunity. Some more information about me: -I'm a former SMK NTSC World Champion -I set 11 world records in one week of playing at one point -avid sports fan, mostly hockey and baseball -have traveled all the way to France for the SMK World Championships, or "CDM" -I can't make hilarious videos like TvK, but I can make sweet gifs out of them if need be -I can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than two minutes (I know some people here are way faster than that, but I'm still proud) So vote eoJ! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=zark.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Antistar on 06/22/16 at 22:18:17 Sorry Cole but I want that Zarkov vs. Joe match to happen. I hope most of us want it and will vote Joe when his time comes! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by Fabrice Baro on 06/23/16 at 09:27:54 But, but but... Cole is Canadian. Cruel dilemma :| |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/24/16 at 00:32:56 Je suis Americain, mais mon nom est Francais. Mon grand-père était née en Victoriaville, Quebec, Canada. I hope that made sense! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: Make the Karter Contest Great Again... Post by eoJ on 06/30/16 at 11:25:50 Posted this in the KC Discussion topic, but I thought I should probably put this here, too. Have to say that I am truly humbled that I get to face my great friend Zarkov next round. But I still have faith that the match could be closer than some might seem! Some points in my favor: - Je parle mieux Francais que Zarkov :D - I'm a baseball fan. - I have a deep appreciation for a good IPA. - I love trying the hottest hot sauces I can find across the country and hope to go to Smalley's in Stillwater, Minnesota. - Speaking of which, I'll be visiting with Dan Hoernemann, Karel Van Duijvenboden, and Patrick Wessels all next week in Minnesota. And lastly, to quote the late Bradley Knowell: - I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin' riot. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHdvpZGkN9I[/media] Clark: may the best man win! [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=zark.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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