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Message started by Jaws on 09/27/11 at 16:02:26

Title: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/27/11 at 16:02:26

has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/27/11 at 16:04:45


7E554347340 wrote:
has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


The irony of me having to quote my own post in the PROBLEMS section for it to appear properly. You slick moderators. Though, I must admit; this system of 'punishment' is an efficient one.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/27/11 at 16:07:08


2B001612610 wrote:
has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Double quote. OFC.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ξχ☆Sïlνεr on 09/27/11 at 16:57:45

lol
take jaws' handicap and give it to mvt ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mullac on 09/27/11 at 17:24:57

Revenue?  :-? I was under the assumption that the site didn't make an income - that Jonesy kept it running from his pocket alone. In any sense, you do make it more interesting  ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by AlexPenev on 09/27/11 at 17:59:38

There's no revenue. Jones pays the token fee for hosting. A few others (such as the updaters) who usually do some regular job for a living and benefit society spend a dozen or more collective hours a week of volunteer work to keep things running. A few others (such as the trololo spammers) who are often unemployed and have a lot of hours of boredom to kill like to parade the forums like it's their home turf and give the others headaches.


Quote:
What do you administrators have to say for yourselves?

Not much. I guess I'm too lazy to remove it. You're stuck with it until someone like myself or Lacey decides to turn unlazy, but that's not very likely. Maybe you should give us some... revenue... to encourage us to get out of bed?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 09/27/11 at 18:17:51

Jonesy is just raking in the cashola.  He bought his 2.8 million dollar California beach house from the revenue collected from the mkwii section alone!!! :o

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/27/11 at 20:15:39

I was joking about profiting from this website, as I was told before when I accused the site of making money someone like a "head" mod told me this site makes no money. But this handicap shit is getting annoying since I have to refresh shit like 20 times just to read a topic or post a handicapped censored post.

But, if you don't take it away; I don't care much, I created this topic 77.6% because I was bored.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Gaff on 09/28/11 at 01:47:05

maybe you should have thought about the consequences of your actions.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ALAKTORN on 09/28/11 at 03:10:11


73584E4A390 wrote:
I created this topic 77.6% because I was bored.

I’m curious to know where you got that number from

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by .H. on 09/28/11 at 12:55:36

Not 777 because you missed the jackpot?  ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/28/11 at 13:18:31


4B4B4B230 wrote:
Not 777 because you missed the jackpot?  ;D


Exact statistic > playing the lottery. I don't conduct myself in activities where the chance of me losing is greater than me winning. Also, I did a math equation to come to that number along with a psychological test of myself which took about 11-12 minutes to come up with the number.

I'm done in this thread, :sticksmiddlefingersup:

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 09/30/11 at 10:53:31

Sorry, but how does a ban or handicap work? How does it affect you? What exactly happens?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/30/11 at 11:18:46


7F7C7D7C6B7C6B706A7A7675190 wrote:
Sorry, but how does a ban or handicap work? How does it affect you? What exactly happens?


Hopefully you ain't that faggot Sword, but I'll answer with seriousness in hopes of you following my example instead of asking sarcastic questions.

The process of posting under a handicap =

1. Refresh every page at least 5-10 times in order for it to appear.
2. Refresh "submit post" at least 5-10 times in order for the post to be public/confirmed.
3. 8/10 times the post will be shown as "handicapped," the custom default message I forget exactly, but you already know the answer to your question so I don't need to be exact.

[smiley=uzi.gif] [smiley=uzi.gif]

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 09/30/11 at 11:20:19

Cheers.    

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mick on 09/30/11 at 11:27:01

You have really some determination in posting despite your handicap. Had I got one, I would just get bored and leave the board for good...

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 09/30/11 at 11:30:39


5B7D786D7A51677B606139080 wrote:
You have really some determination in posting despite your handicap. Had I got one, I would just get bored and leave the board for good...


Thanks for your input administrator. You are one loyal creature to this website by planning on leaving when times get rough.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by RVZ on 09/30/11 at 15:41:35

I have no problems with Jaws getting unhandicapped. Most of the time there's actually 'truth' in his posts. U only need to read past all the cursing, which needs to stop.

If Jaws can promise to be more polite towards other members, I don't see why he can't get unhandicapped.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 09/30/11 at 23:28:38

Jaws is Jawesome!

remove the cap.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by F@nt0m@s on 10/01/11 at 00:42:57


7D736D390 wrote:
lol
take jaws' handicap and give it to mvt ;D

No, just give one more to MVT.  [smiley=lolk.gif]

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/01/11 at 02:11:19

I agree with the last three posts on this thread.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Arsenic on 10/01/11 at 04:50:59


59686161596C61680D0 wrote:
Jaws is Jawesome!

remove the cap.


" >=D "

I agree with RVZ.


Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ALAKTORN on 10/01/11 at 05:13:49

all the people siding with jaws make me sad

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 10/01/11 at 07:58:26


1518151F001B061A540 wrote:
all the people siding with jaws make me sad


In return, they make me happy more-so because of your post.

:shotsfired:

[smiley=uzi.gif] [smiley=uzi.gif]

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 08:09:31


62495F5B280 wrote:
[quote author=1518151F001B061A540 link=1317168146/0#22 date=1317474829]all the people siding with jaws make me sad


In return, they make me happy more-so because of your post.

:shotsfired:

[smiley=uzi.gif] [smiley=uzi.gif][/quote]

Ya it's true.  Alaktorn is a joke.  Interesting fact about him.  He calls himself a TASr (never seen any of his TASs, but I'm sure they are trash).  He criticizes every TAS.  He posts at TASvideos.org and gets absolutely spit on by real TASrs and tries to act like he knows what he is talking about for every video game even though he never played any of them and people just laugh at him, treat him like shit, and make fun of him.  We just need to treat him like they do on that forum, like the know-nothing he really is and give him absolutely no respect.  So now you know, anytime Alaktorn comes onto this forum and makes posts like that and tries to act tough, cool, or like he knows what he is talking about...he probably just got shit on at the other forum and is trying to take out his anger or emotionally redeem himself to make himself feel better on this forum. :D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Jaws on 10/01/11 at 08:20:16

Word. I feel Alaktron purposely posts in his style to erupt emotions from easily susceptible users.  ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ALAKTORN on 10/01/11 at 08:22:19

I like how you just insulted me about things you have no proof for, because there is no proof

if you want to see my TASes, check my YT channel, it’s in my sign. the only one worth noting is MKDS KB2 no PRB Flap, though. I’m working on a 8-stars run of Super Mario 64 DS with David Roldan, and we’re inside BitS currently, planning on submitting it to TASV

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 08:26:52

You talk about how it is stupid to TAS without going for perfection yet your runs are trash and easily improved.  The only reason you post like you do now is when you have a bad day and need to make you self feel better on the internet.  Be consistent for fucks sake.  About proof...anyone can go read that tasvideos.org forum and see you pretend like you know about every video game ever made and what is faster and what isn't and then see you get shit on by the other posters there.  You come here because you need to feel like you have some power and authority over posters but you have shit.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ALAKTORN on 10/01/11 at 08:29:48


52636A6A52676A63060 wrote:
You talk about how it is stupid to TAS without going for perfection yet your runs are trash and easily improved.

quote where I said I’m a good TASer, or that my TASes aren’t shit. I’ve already said myself the only decent one is KB2 Flap no PRB


52636A6A52676A63060 wrote:
About proof...anyone can go read that tasvideos.org forum and see you pretend like you know about every video game ever made and what is faster and what isn't and then see you get shit on by the other posters there.

quote something then

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 08:31:54

I'm not a member there so I can't quote or use the search function to look back for older stuff, so it isn't a worthwhile endeavor.  Stop replying and go back to "TASing", because I'm sure you will say that in a post or two anyway and you are so much more mature and above everyone else to waste your time replying to "nonsense". [smiley=flush.gif]

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ALAKTORN on 10/01/11 at 08:34:04

nice proof right there, gg

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 08:38:12

Anyone with a comprehending mind can go read the other forum for themselves and see what I meant.  No doubt about it.  I've read many posts where you are posting about random games that you have no idea what you are talking about with and many times where posters shit on you there.

But since you are still "stooping to me level" and replying your lack of maturity shows and is proven right here already.  So you fell into the trap, mission accomplished for me to prove your below average maturity level, gg.

Quick, make a post saying how you are so done with the immature discussion and you have better things to do than waste your time replying.  Maybe then you can save face and preserve your ego and internet persona. ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mr.Nosey on 10/01/11 at 08:57:50


13222B2B13262B22470 wrote:
I'm not a member there so I can't quote or use the search function to look back for older stuff, so it isn't a worthwhile endeavor.  Stop replying and go back to "TASing", because I'm sure you will say that in a post or two anyway and you are so much more mature and above everyone else to waste your time replying to "nonsense". [smiley=flush.gif]

Oh and going back and finding every recent topic Brett made was a worthwhile endeavour then was it?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Nicola on 10/01/11 at 09:47:43

nice wr        

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mr.Nosey on 10/01/11 at 13:17:07


4E6B78615865730A0 wrote:
nice wr        

I'm totally confuzzled, what?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Zarkov on 10/01/11 at 14:32:14


7571737D616F706D6C180 wrote:
[quote author=4E6B78615865730A0 link=1317168146/25#33 date=1317491263]nice wr        

I'm totally confuzzled, what?[/quote]

He stole my line.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/01/11 at 14:39:12

MVT, firstly you say: I have never seen any of his TAS's but I'm sure they are shit. Well, go and view a couple before you say something that stupid. Also, Alaktorn has never claimed to be a good TASer, and has often said that he sucks at it (on these boards anyway). Personally, having tried TASing myself, I find that he has good strat ideas and is able to perfect endings of runs. Also, his mission TAS's are decent runs.

Why do you have to hate on everybody? You hate on somebody for a couple of weeks, then somebody else, then somebody else, etc. You should be handicapped.

Go and get a life.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 15:13:10

I have a life.  Not to mention my level of fitness is far greater than yours so you shouldn't be talking! :-/

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/01/11 at 15:16:02

I love it how you completely avoid my points because you have no answer. Also, being a troll isn't considered a proper life in most people's opinions. Oh, and fitness is so relevant to this thread!

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 15:23:00

What was your points?  Sounded like you just defended Alkatorn by saying he doesn't claim to be a great TASr and how highly critical he is of TASs and tells people that they shouldn't even bother TASing if they don't go for perfection.  My thoughts on that are why does he tell people this yet he himself produce shit TASs?

Your second point is that I should be handicapped.  I disagree.

Your third point is for me to get a life.  I responded directly to that saying that I do have a great life outside of the internet and cited my high fitness level (higher than yours) as evidence that I do "have a life".

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/01/11 at 15:24:46

You realise that pretty much every person on the MB agrees with me on the fact that you should be handicapped?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Zarkov on 10/01/11 at 15:25:38

I dont agree. MVT lures the stupid out in people, like yourself, and its fun to watch.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/01/11 at 15:26:34

That defines a troll, and who wants trolls on these boards?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by .Hahaae on 10/01/11 at 18:39:06

@Jaws: I didn't know that you could actually load pages when capped.  :o

No matter how many times I tried I just got the "Self destruct process has started!" message so I just made a new account lol.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/01/11 at 19:31:29


6C6C6C040 wrote:
@Jaws: I didn't know that you could actually load pages when capped.  :o

No matter how many times I tried I just got the "Self destruct process has started!" message so I just made a new account lol.


Ya that is real mature and really defines manning up and taking your punishment.  I respect Jaws greatly for sticking to his original account.  Account spammers should have their new accounts deleted and be punished even further.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mullac on 10/01/11 at 19:48:55


7A777A706F7469753B0 wrote:
nice proof right there, gg


You have to understand. MVT's style is to make an accusation, claim there is proof but then refuse to provide said proof because he has 'better things to do with his time'. The onus is then on us to prove his claim wrong.

Until you back your accusations up with quotes MVT, I can't take anything you say seriously.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by inviso87 on 10/01/11 at 21:01:20

I knew it. It was too quiet in the MKW section. You buggers are off arguing here to try and avoid my comments. Assholes.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by RVZ on 10/01/11 at 21:23:26


302831313C3E686F5D0 wrote:
[quote author=7A777A706F7469753B0 link=1317168146/25#30 date=1317486844]nice proof right there, gg


You have to understand. MVT's style is to make an accusation, claim there is proof but then refuse to provide said proof because he has 'better things to do with his time'. The onus is then on us to prove his claim wrong.

Until you back your accusations up with quotes MVT, I can't take anything you say seriously. [/quote]
When do you, and many others see MVT and Jaws are just trolling. Don't you realize MVT just likes messing around when he feels like it. And sometimes he feels like contributing. Don't you realize he prob lols at everyone who rises to the bate.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mullac on 10/01/11 at 21:41:23


62657D627864333C0B0 wrote:
I knew it. It was too quiet in the MKW section. You buggers are off arguing here to try and avoid my comments. Assholes.


Caught  :-[

No RVZ, MTV actually believes what he says as truth. I'm trying to limit any reference to him in any important topics - this isn't such a topic, so it's not really an issue in that respect. I understand where you're coming from though.

What I don't understand is how you can ignore the insults he throws at people. Surely you can see they're not warranted, yet you're telling other people to leave him alone? In any case, I'm sick of involving myself in the issues of this forum  :-X

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by RVZ on 10/01/11 at 22:12:40

MVT has trouble admitting he's wrong sometimes. He has an ego. He doesn't believe everything he says is true.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by F@nt0m@s on 10/02/11 at 09:22:31


6C4B5B40464F4F5D2E0 wrote:
MVT has trouble admitting he's wrong sometimes. He has an ego. He believes everything he says is true.

Had to correct and quote this sentence as first post for the new page.
You're welcome RVZ. ;) :P

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/02/11 at 09:42:17

Flo you are not correct here.  I have admitted wrong many times.  I do have a tendency to stick to my opinions more than most, but when I'm wrong I will say so (take Jorge in mkwii for example).  Believe it or not, there are posters on here more stubborn and close minded than me. :-/

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Wheelism on 10/03/11 at 03:25:33

When did this become a thread about MVT?

Remove Jaws' handicap.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/03/11 at 06:05:41

I requested the same thing, but for some reason people had a problem only with me saying it, yet everyone else could. ;D

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/04/11 at 04:54:53


6C4B5B40464F4F5D2E0 wrote:
MVT has trouble admitting he's wrong sometimes. He has an ego. He believes everything he says is true.


No, actually he's just an absolute fool, who doesn't deserve the right to be alive in most people's opinions.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/04/11 at 08:29:27


444746475047504B51414D4E220 wrote:
[quote author=6C4B5B40464F4F5D2E0 link=1317168146/25#49 date=1317535960]MVT has trouble admitting he's wrong sometimes. He has an ego. He believes everything he says is true.


No, actually he's just an absolute fool, who doesn't deserve the right to be alive in most people's opinions.[/quote]

Well at least you finally proved yourself to be a complete wack job for everyone to see. [smiley=beer.gif]

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by F@nt0m@s on 10/04/11 at 09:04:13

And there it goes again...

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MrL1193 on 10/04/11 at 10:02:05


65545D5D65505D54310 wrote:
[quote author=444746475047504B51414D4E220 link=1317168146/50#54 date=1317732893][quote author=6C4B5B40464F4F5D2E0 link=1317168146/25#49 date=1317535960]MVT has trouble admitting he's wrong sometimes. He has an ego. He believes everything he says is true.


No, actually he's just an absolute fool, who doesn't deserve the right to be alive in most people's opinions.[/quote]

Well at least you finally proved yourself to be a complete wack job for everyone to see. [smiley=beer.gif][/quote]
Didn't Brett ask you to kill yourself a while ago? ::)

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by MVT on 10/04/11 at 10:15:39

Does that make it any better that someone else invokes death?  Or do you just have a stupid comment for everything and enjoy following me around the forum?

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by F@nt0m@s on 10/04/11 at 11:40:55


57666F6F57626F66030 wrote:
Does that make it any better that someone else invokes death?  Or do you just have a stupid comment for everything and enjoy following me around the forum?

Which you seem to do with Tom (federeriscol) as well... ::)

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by ImRonBurgundy? on 10/22/11 at 15:09:03

I find it troublesome that people are putting death threats towards MVT.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mario86 on 10/23/11 at 00:15:47


5675676063624E4F6363600C0 wrote:
I find it troublesome that people are putting death threats towards MVT.

I find it troublesome that people suddenly appear from nowhere to post crap.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by The Tom Fitness on 10/23/11 at 09:23:06


74584B5056010F390 wrote:
[quote author=5675676063624E4F6363600C0 link=1317168146/50#60 date=1319324943]I find it troublesome that people are putting death threats towards MVT.

I find it troublesome that people suddenly appear from nowhere to post crap.[/quote]

I find it troublesome that nobody ever gets banned.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by RUSE on 10/24/11 at 05:17:47


04283B2026717F490 wrote:
[quote author=5675676063624E4F6363600C0 link=1317168146/50#60 date=1319324943]I find it troublesome that people are putting death threats towards MVT.

I find it troublesome that people suddenly appear from nowhere to post crap.[/quote]

I find it troublesome that your favorite activity is date-raping seagulls.

Title: Re: My handicap
Post by Mario86 on 10/24/11 at 05:55:09


1635272023220E0F2323204C0 wrote:
I find it troublesome that your favorite activity is date-raping seagulls dolphins.

fixed

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