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Message started by Matt V on 07/04/10 at 22:06:40

Title: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/04/10 at 22:06:40

know regardless of how I campaign I'm gonna lose this match, especially since everyone wants to see that new "shortcut" for mk64. :(

But you should all vote for me because:

1. I'm Dutch, and can therefore pass on the crazy-pr-smash-virus. Orally of course.
2. I'm pretty decent at kart.
3. I'm the forum boob-man.
4. Most of you newer members don't even know who Wonn is, so you should vote for me.
5. Because Jeffrey fucking Gutierrez will tell you that you should.
6. I can pee standing up (zing! but vote for me Kupur :-*).
7. Because I've convinced Goose to not murder you all.
8. Because a vote for me will enhance your penis length by up to 4 inches in just 4 weeks.

April gets her boyfriends penis enlarged if she votes for me, and I'll throw in a fruit basket.

Oh and don't forget my love of kart, that also makes me a worthwhile vote. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

SMK VOTERS - You should all vote for me because SMK dominated my childhood at my cousin's house. I think hitting 1'10 on MC1 at age 9 is good? ;)
I also promise to register to SMK by the end of the summer (need a permanant SNES setup lol).

MK64 VOTERS = In addition to being Leg + I've been an active member for 2.5 years, and have climbed my way through the charts, showing sheer dedication. Vote for me!

MKSC VOTERS - I'm sorry but hardly anyone plays this game. Seby and Mick are sexy though, and should vote for their fellow sexy man (see my contest bio).

MKDD VOTERS - I did all my PR's within twenty minutes per track except BP, so I have potential. Your vote could bring me back around!

MKDS VOTERS - I hate this games Mini-turbos, but you should all still vote for me.

MKW VOTERS - I was playing MKW tonight and even though Grumble Volcano is a pile of monkey-nut-sauce, I may try and crack top 100 if you guys vote me through.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Propadopalis on 07/04/10 at 22:07:35

This is my bro, vote for him. (Y)

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by DarkMeta on 07/05/10 at 01:37:07

You have my vote anyway Matt. :)

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Mick on 07/05/10 at 03:03:03

7B435E5F58737C404D55495E73695A495E2C0 wrote:

Grumble Volcano is a pile of monkey-nut-sauce

Gets my vote [smiley=happy.gif]

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by S t e v e n on 07/05/10 at 03:37:10

I voted for David Wonn.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Chris on 07/05/10 at 03:56:33

5E667B7A7D56596568706C7B564C7F6C7B090 wrote:

8. Because a vote for me will enhance your penis length by up to 4 inches in just 4 weeks.

lol, this statement is the best of all ;D

you got my vote, even without this thread i would vote for you, boob-man ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Sωοrd on 07/05/10 at 04:51:48

Vote get !!

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Patricio on 07/05/10 at 06:14:02

Matt you got my vote!

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by KoopZ on 07/05/10 at 07:55:52

i voted for you before i read this topic, and i'm currently doubled over in pain from laughing so hard.

on the other hand, if i dont have a bigger wang in four weeks, i'm gonna hunt you down and rape you with the 8 inches i already have. ;)

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/05/10 at 08:45:00

With a name like Sword why the hell would you even need a 15 inch penis? :-/

Thanks to everyone who has voted for me so far! :-*

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by thewebinator on 07/05/10 at 09:05:21

Voted already.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Rhodechill on 07/05/10 at 09:56:09

I voted for you because I don't know who David Wonn is.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/05/10 at 10:43:49

Thanks Webby and Rhode! :)

Hopefully you would've voted for me even if you knew who Wonn was... :-[

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Timothy on 07/05/10 at 12:03:38

I voted for you of course. [smiley=beer.gif]

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Chris on 07/05/10 at 12:09:00

i think this matchup will be a win for Matt, something like 40 - 32 =D

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Sωοrd on 07/05/10 at 12:10:58

Just noticed the title is a Michael Jackson reference. :o

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by GenesisX on 07/05/10 at 12:21:41

Voted for you.
If your right Matt V, my penis will be nearly as large as Sword's, o wait he gets an enlargement aswell so the difference in length will remain the same :(

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/05/10 at 19:47:36

Timothy is da sex.

Thanks also to Genesis for the vote. :)

Any last minute voters out there don't delay, get your enlarged pecker today! :-*

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Honko on 07/05/10 at 19:49:11

I'm worried if I vote for you my pants will rip. What do?

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/05/10 at 19:54:03

I'll give you two inches of length and two inches of girth?

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Honko on 07/05/10 at 20:00:39

Deal.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/05/10 at 20:02:23

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ryantheloafer/HELLYEAH.png

Title: Re: THIS IS IT
Post by Matt V on 07/14/10 at 20:39:28

Alright guys, it's that time again, I'm up to bat.

Since you're enlarged penises are all on the way, I have yet another amazing offer for you: bigger boobies!

Yes that's right, for a simple vote (plus shipping and handling), I will enhance the size of a woman's breasts. Any woman you want, be it gf, wife, or just pain ol' benefit buddy. You know you're going to want to do kinky things to your girl's tata's with your foot long schlong, so make the right choice!

VOTE MATTV
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs262.snc3/27740_396587579703_506449703_3886959_113906_n.jpg

Because I'm offering this.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xlm55IoCHTo/default.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3392/3473332478_cbaed21d1f.jpg?v=0
http://lh4.ggpht.com/fisherwy/Rzxi2OQj8mI/AAAAAAAALBk/2To4GpKKIAA/Amanda+Harrington%5B2%5D.jpg

I'll also consider any requests you throw my way.

Do the right thing. ;)

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/14/10 at 21:07:03

POLLS ARE UP BOYS DO ME PROUD AND DO IT FOR DA BIG BEWBEEZ

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 16:08:14

Still some hours left for some votes. If you havn't voted for me, here's your newest motivation.

If you vote for me, I will do ANYTHING you want. Seriously. Pick any picture request, forum request, literally anything, and I'll do it.

Post here that you voted for me, and the request is yours.

Gogogo. :-*

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 16:12:03

ALSO IF YOU VOTE ME OR CHANGE YOUR VOTE, AND POST IT HERE, AND TWO OF YOU DO IT, I HAVE THIS TO OFFER

A LEGIT VIDEO OF ME EATING A BIG JAR OF MAYONAISSE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Jonesy on 07/15/10 at 16:23:23

Just so you know, people can't change their votes unless they PM a master ninja or me. Also, I like where this is going.

I voted for you.... 1 more?

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 16:24:30

I know they have to PM Honko or Scott.

Do it up for me gobbling white stuff? 8-)

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 22:23:17

No mayonaisse for you, faggots.

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by inviso87 on 07/16/10 at 01:17:30

You just don't want to do it. You know what I did [smiley=ninja.gif]

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Christophe Tremblay on 07/16/10 at 07:33:15

I voted for you but I don't want you to eat mayonaise and get sick :D

Title: Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by Matt V on 07/16/10 at 08:10:45

I don't get sick it's just hilarious. :D