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Message started by oneshot1985 on 06/17/10 at 18:57:40

Title: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by oneshot1985 on 06/17/10 at 18:57:40

This thing is dryer than a iraqi woman in the latter stages of menopause.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Camster on 06/17/10 at 19:30:22

Your face is drier than an Iraqi woman in the latter stages of menopause!

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by AlexPenev on 06/17/10 at 20:59:25

Your bootlace is wrier than a milwuakee shoeman in the antimatter cages of applause!

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Brutus on 06/17/10 at 21:26:11

Alex Penev ladies

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Camster on 06/17/10 at 21:32:29

Your socks are wetter than the festering boil on your mother's pinky toe!

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by MVT on 06/17/10 at 21:32:50

It's cuz Honko is a terrible host and the results write ups are piss poor. Hell if it wasn't for Scott this might be the worst thing that ever happened to this board.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by AlexPenev on 06/17/10 at 23:04:09

Your boxer sweater japanned the best gargoyle of Yokohama's ink dojo!

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Brutus on 06/17/10 at 23:13:00

He's here all week

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Post by Zarkov on 06/18/10 at 02:31:48

Penev has been on the special pills again.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Matt V on 06/18/10 at 04:03:19

I'm the only one who spiced up this contest.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by oneshot1985 on 06/18/10 at 17:20:43

You guys are funnier than a case of AIDS on laundry day.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by padz on 06/18/10 at 18:19:00

its because every match is predictable as fuck since the mkwii kids decide it every time.

nobody has a decent campaign. its just 'lol vote for me i play mkwii!!!!!' and thousands of posts are showered on these cunts.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Camster on 06/18/10 at 19:17:36

Your trousers are crustier than an Asian chick's face after bukkake while licking bellybuttons on jelly-faced platypuses spawned from a faggot farm of tramp-stamp bitches juggling your balls while crawling out the ass of besotted dung beetles!

Your face!!

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Post by TheFrigz on 06/18/10 at 19:30:07

zzzzzzzzzz

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by ZootManX on 06/19/10 at 05:29:32

Your face is drier than that guy from Se7en who was starved for 6 months and left to die, lying on a
desert of rusty razor blades, while being drowned by BP oil, which is also on fire.

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Sωοrd on 06/19/10 at 08:49:31

0D3C3927282D5D0 wrote:

Thats exactly why David McPartland didn't win his round right? :D

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by AlexPenev on 06/19/10 at 11:13:12

> Your trousers are crustier than an Asian chick's face after bukkake while licking bellybuttons
> on jelly-faced platypuses spawned from a faggot farm of tramp-stamp bitches juggling your balls
> while crawling out the ass of besotted dung beetles!

Your wife's purse is emptier than Australasian airspace after she started bar-tipping potbelly gluttons
of jellyfish party juices loaned from an aquafarm of bandcamp-witches sniggling your woes
while trawling out for bass to take your wife's nickels!

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by Chris on 06/19/10 at 11:25:15

4B2E2F2E1F0 wrote:

Thats exactly why David McPartland didn't win his round right? :D

no i think if i just had one MK (for example just my best, MKDD) then david would be the winner of us. but i play more than one, yeah even 4 MKs which gave me a big advantage to david. :) (and i even don't have a campaign or something) i'm happy about the fact, that he doesn't play any other MKs ^^

Title: Re: Is it me or this contest boring as fuck?
Post by padz on 06/19/10 at 15:46:28

72171617260 wrote:

[quote author=0D3C3927282D5D0 link=1276829860/0#11 date=1276913940]its because every match is predictable as fuck since the mkwii kids decide it every time.

nobody has a decent campaign. its just 'lol vote for me i play mkwii!!!!!' and thousands of posts are showered on these cunts.

Thats exactly why David McPartland didn't win his round right? :D
[/quote]
everyone was jealous because bubs has been 1st for years and nobody can touch his wrs despite mkwii being easy as fuck

i bet you voted against him too, cunt