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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Historical >> Karter Contest 2K10 >> The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST POST https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1276592921 Message started by The Gaff on 06/15/10 at 01:08:41 |
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Title: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST POST Post by The Gaff on 06/15/10 at 01:08:41 Hello! I've made it through the 1st round, thank you to all of you who voted for me in round 1! Time to up the tempo! I've not been that impressed with the campaign topics so far 8-) I think there will be an overall general theme to my campaign this year; publicity - but thats not to say all of my campaigning will be directly that. So why should you vote for me? I'm a longstanding member of this board who does his best to contribute and make sure that this community is a fun and friendly place to come and spend time. I'm not the best karter in the world (I dont claim to be either) but I can play kart and i've caused a few upsets in my time ;) I would like to win and i'm going to try and entertain you all each round to try to sway your votes. Remember - this is about your favourite karter - that doesn't necessarily mean the best karter, just who you like. I'm finding it quite strange that people who never post on these boards are getting through to the next round :-/ What have I dont in the last two years? I've started a few nice threads, the Cheeseburger contest (which won an award in the Oskarts), the Currently playing thread and a few others too. Right, on with this round. So why should you vote for me? Well I've managed to get the domain website into Edge magazine (video gaming magazine) again. This is the 3rd time i've managed to do this in 2 years. Its my user name in their web forum and i've clocked up about 5k in posts. You can buy this magazine all over Europe and also in the US (I saw it there in Washington a couple of weeks ago and its exactly the same). So vote for me against TvL because i'm promoting www.mariokart64.com to everyone! http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5628/edgecover.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/i/edgecover.jpg/) http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3833/edge2d.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/edge2d.jpg/) Needless to say I am open to ideas for video or picture suggestions but otherwise i'll stick to the ideas i've got [smiley=thumbsup.gif] VOTE THE GAFF!! |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MC1_For_Life on 06/15/10 at 02:08:00 Ok, lets just lay it on the line... Reasons to VOTE GAFF: - Hes simply a Grade A Legend from start to finish no matter what he does; eating, sleeping, working, merking. And sometimes playing a bit of Kart too as he has mentioned. - His wide knowledge of games going back into the 80s has helped him to become the strong member of the community he is today which is reflected in his contributions to the MKSC site and suggestions and help for others over the time. - An excellent mod; he keeps hawk eyes on stuff that needs sorting out (wether it is 4pm or 4am). And rewards players for good achievements and work for the community. - He is THE Postman.... cos he delivers - He may not be a big eater but he certainly drinks to make up for it. - He can still sing Johnny Cash to perfect tune even when within an inch of consciousness following a night of extremely heavy alcohol consumption (we are talking the equivalent of downing shots of aircraft fuel... probably 150% alcohol or something like that and still stay standing) - Attended several gaming meets and Kart World Championships both in the UK and abroad and met several of the karters. - Performed an amazing maneuver during a Mariokart64.com football match in Norway July 2007 that assisted in his team's 4-1 victory at the end. - Held former UK Records and possible World Records at PAL SMK back in the early / mid 90s had there been the site active then. This is without the intervention of other players / videos / strats to help. - Set himself a task back in 2002 to go from Elite F to King B in 10 days on Mario Kart 64 and almost reached it. - A Tetris player with incredible potential. - Once took on a guy at a Tetris DS tournament who had just won the Gold first place and Tom destroyed him in front of all of his mates - no this wasnt cruel cos they pushed to have the match done cos they thought Tom would lose.... ooop... SEE YA THEN!! :D - Can pick up SMK despite countless years of inactivity and plaform jump GV1 Non-NBT just like that on first go during Match Races. - Hes got da price! - In joke there for Tom - He has the gift of the Gaff. - And if none of the above even matters... after 5 long years of discussion, debate, and the greatest question of all about who was really the better Street Fighter player. Tom finally defeated Biff in front of 27 people at a Semi-Final Match of a Street Fighter 4 Tourney before later winning the whole thing. And dont get us started on the perfect! Enough reading... Vote for The Gaff! |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by Firewaster on 06/15/10 at 03:18:54 Akuma bows down to The Gaff. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MC1_For_Life on 06/15/10 at 04:46:58 0C23382F3D2B393E2F384A0 wrote:
Mate even Daigo bows down to the Gaff, Akuma is yesterday's pum pum! |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MVT on 06/15/10 at 07:39:55 Excuse me but I have no idea how those magazines that didn't mention mario kart one time are a campaign? Can you point me to a specific spot I may have overlooked? Otherwise huh?? :-? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by Firewaster on 06/15/10 at 07:40:34 Look at the phrases on the right side. One of them is signed as www.mariokart64.com |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MVT on 06/15/10 at 07:44:55 Oh. Well that seems ok and sort of lucky at best. Not the most impressive campaign in the world. I will criticize it the way Tom has been criticizing other campaigns and say: "What is in it for the voters?" :-? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MC1_For_Life on 06/15/10 at 08:00:21 0A3B32320A3F323B5E0 wrote:
Allegedly some good stuff in store... Gaff will update you. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by The Gaff on 06/15/10 at 09:54:12 4F7E77774F7A777E1B0 wrote:
that kind of advertising brings new players to the community :) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by MVT on 06/15/10 at 11:22:51 It's really all about me me me. I don't care about new players! :exclamation |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by The Gaff on 06/15/10 at 11:32:45 67565F5F67525F56330 wrote:
what do you want? :) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Vs TvL Post by The Gaff on 06/22/10 at 00:22:12 needless to say i have something cool lined up for the next round! Vote The Gaff :) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 06/23/10 at 00:49:30 any idea why i lost the old school vote? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by KVD on 06/23/10 at 02:19:51 You didn't? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 06/23/10 at 04:28:07 I lost the mk64 vote :( he's only one place above me in the world rankings :) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by MVT on 06/23/10 at 08:07:03 Your arrogance doesn't give you that many supporters unfortunately. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 06/23/10 at 08:29:42 42737A7A42777A73160 wrote:
therefore luckily for me the considerable amount of work i do and have done for ten years in this community is reflected. yours isn't. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by MC1_For_Life on 06/23/10 at 08:49:12 You're through man no worries, the score was quite close tho... |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by ZootManX on 06/23/10 at 09:37:44 MVT is drunk looooooooool [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/07/10 at 06:34:27 New Video for a new forum game will be up if I make it through to the next round tomorrow. Otherwise vote for me because i eat cheeseburgers really slowly, drink really fast, like prb, hate moo moo farm, love sebs RRR WR and have most loads of you legends. Oh and I post/contribute quite a lot :) Here's a random pic of a hot woman for now. She's also not as hot as my ex ;) http://bazyleus.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/eva_mendez_00405280812475411.jpg |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by MVT on 07/07/10 at 07:58:07 I really thought Gaff was supposed to be the master campaigner. Posting a pic of a random girl from google images and calling it your campaign is weaksauce. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by KoopZ on 07/07/10 at 09:42:38 she isnt even hot... :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/08/10 at 00:09:33 MVT, maybe if you wait for the video as I said...? Koopz - eva mendez doesn't do it for you? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by BPA on 07/08/10 at 07:43:10 Eva Mendez is more broken than Sean's SNES. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by KoopZ on 07/08/10 at 08:12:46 5C404745495B4F5019280 wrote:
there are better pictures than that one, at least. and overall, i just think she looks kinda mannish. :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by Zarkov on 07/08/10 at 12:31:56 You lot are all fucking gay. You can have karterfreak in a dress, il have Eva Mendez. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by Propadopalis on 07/08/10 at 16:04:11 1. Where are your player of the year awards? Your great strategy advents; where are your kart skills; where is your top ten time sheet? 2. Meeting karters and kissing the ass of high wigs does not make you a great karter. 3. Being able to drink alot makes you an alcoholic; not a great karter. 4. Being friends with Sami Cetin and having him defend you in your campaign is full throttle manipulation of retarded newfag members. 5. You've been here a long time; but still don't even play the actual game very well? 6. The amount of chicks you can shag does not make you a great karter; and this includes those prepubescent vaginas you have in your photos. :-/ just sayin'... don't want people voting for the wrong reasons. [smiley=evil.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/09/10 at 00:00:27 745B58584C5B47793E0 wrote:
1) I was the one who pointed out that cutting the crass at the end of MR flap was quicker without the shroom than taking the road. 2) No but there are alot of legends who play kart who i'm still friends with (dutchies, french, english etc) 3) True - i dont claim to be a great karter :( 4) Sami's one of my best friends.. what can i say? 5) I'm waiting till everyone retires then i'll make my comeback and get the wr's :) 6) My ex was 31 :) Matt is a legend and i'd be ok about losing to him but i have some cool shit lined up for this contest. Vote the Gaff :) [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by Rhodechill on 07/09/10 at 07:22:12 Voted for you :-* |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/09/10 at 16:30:36 Vote for me. I can't say and it'll piss you all off but i've got the best thing ever as a final campaign. Call me out if you will but ive never gone without back up. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/10/10 at 12:36:45 Thanks to everyone who voted for me, I'll put the video up in the next couple of days :) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by MVT on 07/10/10 at 14:40:21 Your campaigns blow but you better beat Jones so my predictions hold up. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/11/10 at 14:22:32 It seems like Jones is going to use his board God status to offer new levels to board members if he gets through. I have to say thats a genius idea. I plan to post my forum game in the next few days but i've got something awesome lined up for the next around against Jones. Jones has tied to make me look like i didn't deliver in my campaign 2006 round. Ask anyone who was there at the time, no one complained and if you want to see what the fuss was about then pm me ;) Anyhow, if someone plans to vote against me, i'm all ears to hear why. Otherwise i'll wait to hear why you're voting for the guy who hardly posts on the forum.............................................. ::) |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by oneshot1985 on 07/13/10 at 12:08:55 Don't let me down son! Jonesy needs a good and proper beating the cocky mug! [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Post by The Gaff on 07/14/10 at 00:24:00 Here's a video I made :) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PZ_6sgfUHw[/media] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Jonesy on 07/14/10 at 06:59:06 Excellent use of iambic pentameter. Bravo good sir. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Etch on 07/14/10 at 15:50:18 I'm still trying to figure out why there is a framed picture of a panda on the table?!? x] Good job working in waffles and halo, definitely proves this is indeed The Gaff. Just because Mark is Mark, I feel the newer people will give him enough votes to win but if it is closer than I anticipate this really could come down to just a few votes difference. Gaff gave me POY while Mark gave me the ban hammer so I feel bad voting for either one. Less so for Mark because I got to represent this hemisphere, lol. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Jonesy on 07/14/10 at 15:54:53 When did I ban you? :-? |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by MVT on 07/14/10 at 16:04:12 Jones n Gaff, the only constructive thing this karter contest has done so far is proving to the whole board (I already was able to deduce this) that you are both huge faggots. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Mick on 07/14/10 at 16:06:28 70757C787F110 wrote:
He meant that you gave him the ability to ban people actually (by promoting him mod I guess). |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Jonesy on 07/14/10 at 16:07:34 Reading comprehension fail. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by MVT on 07/14/10 at 18:49:50 I'm voting Gaff simply because of Jonesy's unfortunate antics today in the irc chatroom. He made the wrong choices and he is going to pay for it with votes. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by MVT on 07/15/10 at 20:32:46 Vote Gaff! |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Aron Langerak on 07/16/10 at 02:37:11 Vote Gaff! |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Aymblm on 07/16/10 at 12:38:15 What bothers me is why no one else thought to PM random people before this. But you got my vote just for that. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by MVT on 07/16/10 at 13:43:44 2E323F39323F2929373B292E3F285A0 wrote:
I don't think you are allowed to vote only being a member here for 32 days? Unless I'm mistaken and you are using a new account or have joined the pp long ago. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by KVD on 07/17/10 at 01:10:28 Vote Gaff! 8-) Seriously [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - Kart = Chicks Post by The Gaff on 07/21/10 at 00:58:32 Proof once again that Kart = Chicks http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2614/hotm.jpg http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/1859/hot2.jpg Vote The Gaff |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by oneshot1985 on 07/21/10 at 04:43:20 haha classy! I can smell her gash from here! [smiley=beer.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Post by Aymblm on 07/21/10 at 07:40:32 0F3E37370F3A373E5B0 wrote:
I don't think you are allowed to vote only being a member here for 32 days? Unless I'm mistaken and you are using a new account or have joined the pp long ago.[/quote] We had this problem earlier, I joined the mkds page way back in Dec. 2008 and was karting long before that. I pm'd Honko about it, it's all good. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by DarkMeta on 07/21/10 at 11:03:30 How do you know her? ^^ |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by Chuck Foster on 07/21/10 at 11:34:36 0oo00o pretty |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by Lendawg on 07/21/10 at 11:44:29 He knows her because thats his GF Kart=Chicks |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by DarkMeta on 07/21/10 at 12:02:55 Are you sure about that? Did he tell you? :P |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by MVT on 07/21/10 at 12:08:23 Lenny knows because she told him last night. |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by ALAKTORN on 07/21/10 at 12:13:24 07363F3F07323F36530 wrote:
oh fuck you got Titan in half of my time |
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Title: Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Post by DarkMeta on 07/21/10 at 12:41:11 787578726D766B77390 wrote:
oh fuck you got Titan in half of my time[/quote] And I'm gonna catch you up soon too... :P |
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