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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Historical >> Karter Contest 2K10 >> A Modest Proposal https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1274133612 Message started by cutz22 on 05/17/10 at 14:00:12 |
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Title: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/17/10 at 14:00:12 Friends, forum-members, citizens, men, women, others (Shadow), by creating this topic (what some might deem a "campaign"), I seek to show that I, Noah Gordon, am not only deserving of your vote, but also have a horrendous over-usage of commas. Why, might one ask, am I worthy of your vote? Certainly this question is a difficult one to answer, considering the criteria for voting varies person to person, but I will provide my best possible answer. Some might be concerned with actual karting, considering we are, after all, on a karting website. To this person I would like to point out that I am 131st in MKWii and 63rd in MK64 SC. Others still, might be more interested in the affairs of the actual forum, for what is this but a forum popularity contest? I doubt that anyone would contend that I am not an active member of the forum. The quality of my posting, I leave entirely in your judgement. Lastly, their is the person who asks, what will you do if I vote for you? To this person, I firstly say, fuck you. I also promise 3 PRs in either MK64 or MKWii (you choose) for each round I advance. Vote Noah Gordon. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 05/17/10 at 14:06:16 Dude every post you have made so far has been a flame. First you say this to me - http://i.imgur.com/82JYO.png Now you say that to Brutus. You seriously aren't doing yourself any favors. I hope you grow up and mature one day. inb4purj |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by thewebinator on 05/17/10 at 14:06:32 Your second to last sentence is in direct violation of the contest rules (flaming other participaints). Plus your campaign seems a little weak. Can you promise anything but PRs if you gain votes? |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Brutus on 05/17/10 at 14:10:17 cutz, you can't hope to gain any support by blatantly ripping off my campaign topic. Also, no negative campaigning. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/17/10 at 14:12:08 I did not know about these rules of campaigning. But MVT, you surely see how I might have reason to be mad at you two. Everywhere I go I get flamed by you two, and then this happens whenever I say anything back. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 05/17/10 at 14:12:49 7958565F705845535859370 wrote:
Read the rules and grow up. ;) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Brutus on 05/17/10 at 14:15:55 cutz, if you could demonstrate any maturity at all, I think a fine young gentleman like yourself would be a shoo-in for my vote. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Timothy on 05/17/10 at 14:19:23 Trying too hard, no one cares. /thread. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/17/10 at 14:30:19 5F4D4A4146495C475A191C280 wrote:
Well, I can keep going for that long awaited, new MK64 SC. Uhh, yeah, that's about all I can think of. :-/ |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 05/17/10 at 15:02:00 He changed the line to look innocent but it used to say. "Fuck Brutus" right above his name on the last line of the opening post. [smiley=thumbdown.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/17/10 at 15:36:33 74555B527D55485E55543A0 wrote:
Yeah I know, that's why I changed it. ::) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Mick on 05/18/10 at 03:26:03 49787171497C71781D0 wrote:
Nah it's was "Brutus sucks cock". No that it is any better ::) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Pleiades on 05/18/10 at 07:15:25 13323C351A322F3932335D0 wrote:
Post summed up entirely. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/24/10 at 19:31:13 My campaign supports Daler Mendhi. Tunak Tunak Tun Tunak Tunak Tun[ch65279] Tunak Tunak Tun u da da da |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by AlexPenev on 05/24/10 at 20:57:48 You're doing a good job of trolling the trollers themselves. This may earn you my vote. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/27/10 at 13:32:43 ^^Hey Alex, I like penguins. [smiley=ninja.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 18:33:42 Really? Lies! If you're not lying, then what do they taste like? |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/28/10 at 10:27:04 Walrus. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Shock on 05/28/10 at 10:41:01 While we're on this topic, how do you describe the taste of chocolate to someone with disfunctional taste buds? And how would you describe the color red to someone who is blind? |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 05/30/10 at 06:59:49 I am not surprised at all by the results. Good job Howes. :) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by thewebinator on 05/30/10 at 08:41:02 Well, you had a nice run. You weren't on the forum long at all so getting that many votes was a pretty good accomplishment. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 05/30/10 at 09:28:56 Let's all give cutz a round of applause!!!!! :) :) :) ;) ;) :D |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 07/15/10 at 20:25:42 In direct response to this ridiculous post made by cutz22 - http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1279218859/#12 Cutz I think your memory may be a bit foggy, but if you recall correctly this was the post you decided to make as your first campaign topic before the contest even started. Pretty hyprocritical of you cutz since you were actual the one to ORIGINALLY "not play nice" and negative campaign. You were the first negative campaigner of the entire contest with this post: http://i.imgur.com/82JYO.png Edit - It's cool and all to play the innocence act right now, but past actions can not be forgotten sir. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 07/15/10 at 20:43:49 Look I know how much you like insult me and everything even though I thought we had a truce, but let's clear some things up here. That post was made like the day the contest started and I didn't know the rules. After i learned of this I stopped doing any negative campaigning. So you are right to say that I was wrong when I said Matt was the original person to "not play nice". However, the main point of that post was to point out Matt was being hypocritical. But it's alright because me and Matt are still cool. So in conclusion, I did foul up at the beginning of the contest, but after I learned of the rules I did no more negative campaigning. I was wrong in saying Matt was the one to originally not play nice, though the main point of my post is the same. Besides, me and Matt don't argue just to be hateful. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 20:49:46 Wait we argued? I thoguht you were joknig too... |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 07/15/10 at 20:51:05 Oh shit I fucked up I thought you were quoting me in the Jones topic, but you were quoting Matt. I misread. But I guess me defending Matt didn't hurt and I still caught you in a slight lie. I probably wouldn't have posted this though if I had realized I wasn't the one being attacked. (edit - VICIOUSLY ATTACKED) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 20:52:02 I can't beleive Noah was being serious. :( |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 07/15/10 at 20:53:58 Whatever, I just wish some people didn't like to stir things up just to be hateful. I was in a bad mood when I came home and made that post. I did think you were being a little hypocritical. My post was a little hypocritical too. I guess some people just like to be hateful. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 07/15/10 at 20:54:20 I apologize cutz. I misread and thought you were quoting me and calling me a hypocrite, which would be absurd. You do owe MattV a sincere apology though so we can all go home happy. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 07/15/10 at 20:58:30 I already apologized to matt on IRC, in fact, you read it. Matt said he wasn't offended anyway, so everything's cool. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by MVT on 07/15/10 at 20:59:43 7C5D535A755D40565D5C320 wrote:
I posted that before you said the apology. Anyway now that that is all settled, peace can emerge once again to the board. :) :) :) |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by cutz22 on 07/15/10 at 21:02:06 56676E6E56636E67020 wrote:
Yeah, alright. ;D |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Matt V on 07/15/10 at 21:03:21 Lol I love cutz. |
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Title: Re: A Modest Proposal Post by Zarkov on 07/15/10 at 21:19:54 Give pea's a chance. |
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