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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Historical >> Karter Contest 2K10 >> A Camster Compaign! https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1274116590 Message started by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:16:29 |
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Title: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:16:29 Thanks to all who nominated me, it's very much appreciated! But don't stop there. Let the gift keep on giving! There are lots of reasons to vote for me for the 2010 Karter Contest. Here's a list of the top 4 reasons why I deserve the #1 spot: 1. I'm freakin' hilarious Why is Santa Clause so jolly? ... ... ... Cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are! What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ... ... ... He wiped his butt! (and now to secure the European vote [smiley=ninja.gif]) How long does it take for an American to take a dump? ... ... ... About nine months! 2. It's my anniversary That's right, May 23rd is my anniversary of marriage to my lovely wife Florie, and this year makes for the sixth year. The best anniversary present I could possibly get is winner of the contest! Six years of marriage ain't easy, so I think I deserve it. 3. I represented MK at an Evo Tournament I placed first at an official Evo MKDS tournament in 2006 at Vegas, NV. Proof is here: http://shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/Evolution_2006. And I can upload a scan of the check if you want, I still have a copy of it ($5,000 :)) Evo hosts one of the largest video game tournaments in the nation year round, and in 2006 they had MKDS. I came and swamped the competition, amidst lots of "lol MK" slander among the fighting game crowd. Who here can say they've done that? 4. I'm just a swell guy 8-) [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] Seriously, the worst offense I've committed in my life is shop-lifting snickers bars from 7-11 in high school. So throw some votes my way! You'll feel good about it, I promise :) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 09:19:49 I love evo, that might have swayed it for me. Did you see Daigo parry wongs chun? Was that the same year? |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:23:57 Well I'm not much of a fighting game player, so of the few matches I watched I didn't really understand what was going on. But what was going on must've been pretty epic, as the crowd was really getting into almost all the matches I watched. I liked the competitive atmosphere. Though I didn't get much time watching the other games, as my wife was with me and we were in Vegas (my first time), so we were out exploring the city when I wasn't competing. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Funk DJ on 05/17/10 at 09:29:40 I've never seen a picture of you. I'll give you my vote if you post a (recognizable) picture of yourself! |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:38:59 Here's a wedding pic (May 2004): http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/enigmaticcam/1044470-R1-067-322.jpg Here's three more recent pics: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/enigmaticcam/708790523_l.jpg (not sure when or where this was taken) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/enigmaticcam/AtSF.jpg (this was taken a couple months ago in front of a museum at San Fransisco. That's my sister) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/enigmaticcam/AtBeringer.jpg (a couple months ago, at one of the wineries I work for, Beringer) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Funk DJ on 05/17/10 at 09:45:43 Damn, I thought you were one of those guys who never showed his pic online, and I wanted to see how you would get out of this. But cool, you look like a person whose wife and sister I'd like to meet. :-* |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:51:55 Yeah, my wife and sister are some of the coolest people you could meet. Even though it's a bit biased coming from me. :) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by ALAKTORN on 05/17/10 at 09:52:40 goddamnit my post didn't go through, you won my vote with the Evo stuff |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 09:56:18 Thanks! Much appreciated [smiley=bath.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by AlexPenev on 05/20/10 at 19:39:51 Another thread with sisters! Oh man, this is going to be a tough vote for me. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/20/10 at 21:49:29 I have one full sister, two half sisters, 1 step-sister, and 4 aunts, all of which are very good looking. I've not revealed this the 5 years I've been here, cuz I know this forum's reputation [smiley=ninja.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by AlexPenev on 05/20/10 at 22:21:21 So what you're saying is, basically, you're sitting on a goldmine with more gold than you can carry, and yet you're not sharing any it? ::) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/20/10 at 23:13:07 There go my chances. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Zarkov on 05/21/10 at 01:47:13 You have enough sisters to please both Alex AND me! Cam should win this whole thing guys. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Matt V on 05/21/10 at 08:31:16 I've always loved your posting, plus you play mafia very well, so you had my vote first. :-[ |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Patricio on 05/22/10 at 14:57:07 +1 for sister pics you've earned yourself a by. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by MVT on 05/22/10 at 22:03:37 The sister stuff is great, but what really won me over is the "Compaign". You have my vote. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/24/10 at 07:46:29 haha MVT, I didn't even notice that. I'm gonna leave it, even though my eyes will bleed every time I see it. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/29/10 at 17:34:25 What's this? What's this? Why it's...sister pics! My younger half-sister (second from the left): http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs222.snc3/20979_1183246668080_1435626898_30420900_1383380_n.jpg My older step-sister: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs341.ash1/29212_118362441529838_100000682497875_146373_2578179_n.jpg Oh and check this out. We had our garbage cans out on garbage day, and the next day on bringing them in we found some douchebag decided to fill our cans completely with his own garbage. So I slapped on a pair of gloves, dug through it looking for mail with name and address, found out where he lived, then dumped the garbage on his porch (in the garbage bags, I'm not a big enough douche to empty them) with a note saying he can have them back to put them in his own garbage. Here's a pic: http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs262.snc3/27773_10150210652355537_709185536_12651128_1549878_n.jpg Vote for this badass! |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Shock on 05/29/10 at 17:38:54 Haha, I hope you are/were positive about the neighbor being the right one! ;D I think you just won Penev's vote too. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by MVT on 05/29/10 at 17:40:49 The first girl is hot! Great garbage trick. But, I already said I would vote for you regardless. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/29/10 at 17:43:33 Thanks guys! :) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 05/29/10 at 17:51:51 Why didn't you empty them? By not emptying them it's basically just like "Hey... here are your garbage bags back" |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/29/10 at 17:54:37 I'm pretty sure they're too cheap to pay for their own garbage service, so now they have to pawn it off someone else. Plus they live like, directly across from us in the same lot, lol. I didn't want to start a war. I was merely saying, "Hey, we figured out who you are, don't do it again." If it happens again, maybe I might... |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 05/29/10 at 17:57:23 Too cheap, or too poor? If they are too poor to pay for it you should do them a favor and oblige their garbage dumping. If they're too cheap you should splatter it all over their doorstep. You can't be complacent about shit like this. [smiley=uzi.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/29/10 at 18:06:43 Well they should be glad they didn't try that on you then [smiley=uzi.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 05/29/10 at 18:24:21 All my neighbors can afford trash disposal :-/ What can I say |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/29/10 at 18:40:35 They live in the same complex as us, and we have the nicest houses on the street. You'd think they could too >< Now ogle my sisters like everyone else! |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by AlexPenev on 05/30/10 at 06:08:49 010E04190A0C150E0405050E600 wrote:
Yeah, I'm already chatting with his sisters on facebook. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 05/30/10 at 09:00:27 I'm not sure whether I should accept this facebook friend invite :-/ :-/ :-/ |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by AlexPenev on 05/30/10 at 18:41:46 You could. But a more pressing question is, which in-law would you like me to be? The half or the step? ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/01/10 at 09:11:59 Oh man, that just brought this to a whole new level [smiley=lolk.gif] |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/18/10 at 23:30:20 THIS JUST IN! Throw a vote my way, and you might have a chance to win some of this! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/US_$10_Series_2003_obverse.jpg x3 That's right, you have a chance to win 30 of my own US dollars if you vote for me!* If I manage to win my next match, send me a PM if you voted for me and I'll randomly select someone to receive 30 bucks! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Holy shit, there's more you say?! Indeed there is. Need a bigger incentive? How about I randomly select two people and 2nd place winner gets $19.99! 19.99, are you out of your mind?! I must be! Am I willing to buy my wins in this contest? Hell yeah I am! Play to win, and since it's a popularity contest, nothing speaks louder than the color green. *paypal account required. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 06/18/10 at 23:40:12 I'll vote for you if you pay me $5.00 |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by RVZ on 06/18/10 at 23:43:18 You can't win me with money >:( |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by cutz22 on 06/19/10 at 06:15:44 How do you plan to prove who actually voted for you? |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Zarkov on 06/19/10 at 06:31:00 I "voted" for Cam. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by cutz22 on 06/19/10 at 06:38:16 I think everyone now "voted" for Cam. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by ZootManX on 06/19/10 at 06:43:40 I voted for cam several times. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/19/10 at 16:01:11 Ok so, fyi, I was a bit, um, intoxicated last night. Let's just say that what seemed like a brilliant idea for a campaign is in retrospect...not such a brilliant idea. However, hastily conceived idea while drunk or not, I'll stick by it since I've already committed to it. I don't want to look like a bigger ass than I already look like :P In the meantime, I'll try to come up with something better to make up for it. As for proof, send me a screenshot of you having just voted for me in your PM. Yes, it can be photoshopped, but it can't be done perfectly very easily. Also, I'm only gonna give out the prize if I win the next round, so it's an incentive to vote for me truthfully. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 06/19/10 at 16:02:10 Can you mail me a check? |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/22/10 at 22:09:01 Don't forget to screenshot your vote (for me) and PM it to me! Look at this talent, who wouldn't vote for a guy who can do this! http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs090.snc4/35873_10150225211370537_709185536_13101024_685476_n.jpg |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by robman60 on 06/23/10 at 03:10:05 I really couldn't decide, unfortunately for Nick that card tower is too awesome not to vote for. I don't have a PayPal account so no money for me... |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by IsThatAGoodTime on 06/23/10 at 13:08:06 I've already posted my screenshot in another thread. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Chuck Foster on 06/24/10 at 07:16:33 Let's take a look at some old words from the Camster himself a few years ago regarding snaking: "It is only an unfair advantage against someone who doesn't snake. If that's enough cause to call it cheap, then you must accept that all of the following are considered cheap (because they give you a definite advantage against someone who doesn't utilize them): - Using items - Turning left - Accelerating with the A button I think we can all agree that it would be preposterous to consider all the above techniques as cheap. You know what else would be preposterous? Someone racing you without pressing the A button and complaining about how cheap it is for you to press the A button after you completely blew him away in the race. That's basically the same thing as someone who doesn't snake and complains about how cheap it is to snake when he loses to a snaker. So what's the difference between those techniques and snaking? Everyone uses items, everyone turns left, and everyone presses the A button, but not everyone snakes. If everyone were snaking, this wouldn't be an issue. So what can we conclude from this? Clearly, if the same argument that condones snaking also condones accepted techniques such as pressing the A button, how can that be enough to classify snaking as "cheap"? Just because everyone presses the A button and not everyone snakes is not enough of a reason to condemn snaking." Source: "Collection of Anti-snaking Arguments and Counters to Them" by Lars Stelzig Sounds like a winner to me. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/24/10 at 08:12:09 haha, that takes me back! Those were the good ol' days. I wonder if those arguments are still occurring :) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Chuck Foster on 06/24/10 at 08:30:25 They occur every once in a while at NSider2 and sometimes we mess with them for the lulz, but they aren't nearly as common as they used to be. I only notice them when someone at Nsider Refugee points them out so we can all go and laugh. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 06/26/10 at 10:52:56 Where's the money? |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/28/10 at 07:51:49 Is that why you never call anymore Brutus? I thought you liked me for my good looks and charm, but you just wanted my money! Anyways, congrats to MVT for 1st place and Brutus for 2nd. PM me your paypal accounts and by the end of the day I'll have remembered how to use it to transfer you the prizes. Thanks to all who voted for me! |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by MVT on 06/28/10 at 08:01:57 I pmd you a while ago |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Camster on 06/28/10 at 08:14:33 Yeah, I had a really busy weekend, so I haven't had a chance to pursue it. But it's back to the rat race this week, so I'll be able to get it done today :) |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Brutus on 06/28/10 at 12:36:10 I made a paypal account but I don't know how to link to it. |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by Propadopalis on 06/28/10 at 21:45:15 5A6A6D6C6D6B180 wrote:
dis nigga trallan http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/986/1273543110783.jpg |
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Title: Re: A Camster Compaign! Post by MVT on 06/29/10 at 17:02:44 Waiting for the check to be cleared. I'm honored to have won the Camster Compaign! |
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