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Message started by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 05:12:17

Title: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 05:12:17

Crikey,

I've just logged in and found a gazzilion threads of people starting their campaign. I'm sat there thinking "right Tom, be ready for some amazing videos, pictures, promises and out and out carnage".

None of the above.. well, one pic of someones sister without proof...

I was hoping that this year would breed some true innovation into the contest. Guys, you're all doing great so far but up the game, some of you have some really hard groups and I would urge you to go all out from day 1!

Be original, be creative, be dynamic and do something soooo uber cool that once i've read your campaign topic I wont even want to hear the names of the others in your group!

<this is not my campaign topic - that will come later>

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Pleiades on 05/17/10 at 05:48:00

I don't have words to express... just how much hatred I have in my black heart for you Tom; I am so angry that I am literally crying because out there in this luscious; beautiful world, there exist a person that would post something like this.

The fact that you posted this; the words you chose it just makes me want to murder the nearest most beautiful; cutest thing ever; I just want to take a knife to it and cut it up and listen as I hear it's heart flutter in odd intervals; I want this beautiful creation of god to perish; I want to hear it choke on it's blood because you have angered me... so much; that I would do that to this now deceased beautiful rabbit of god; you, you did this.

I just think to myself; we have created so many things with hard work; we ran the British out of America we created the atom bomb (beautiful way to go if you ask me) and most importantly; we created art; then, there is you. This post, this ... this set of misaligned neurons known as "The Gaff" exists and he is here to absolutely destroy what you envisioned to be a beautiful world full of mystery and mayhem.

I literally cringe at you; Everything was beautiful; everything that had meaning is now black, gray melancholic and meaningless because you just had to come into my life and invade me personally with your post here.

Picture my imagination as a guy riding a bike for the first time and the air blowing in his hair; now start pouring boiling hot water on this man and see as his skin boils; his bike crashes to the ground; he is then ran over by a man in a car but it wasn't enough for that person to run him over he just happened to be a psychopath who felt the need to stop; go in reverse; and repeatedly run him over; then he took pictures of the bloody chum posted it on 4chan and this man who was just exploring the world became known as Batter Boy; thats what you did just now Tom; whether you realize it or not you turned the very essence of my soul into Batter Boy.

You should be ashamed of yourself; you should call off your "What should have been my campaign topic" apologies profusely to human kind, then jump off the nearest 50 foot distance; and pray that god would let someone as dark and evil as you into his heavenly kingdom.

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 06:18:01

eh?

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Zarkov on 05/17/10 at 06:21:29

I think, not sure though, that he is trying to say he doesnt like you. Could be something else entirely mind.

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 06:36:33

Not sure why's saying that. I love Jeff, like I love ice cream.

And is this the new forum meme? Who can post the longest amount of waffle? [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Jonesy on 05/17/10 at 07:13:42

http://josh-wyxl.itmblog.com/files/2010/03/waffles.jpg

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Honko on 05/17/10 at 07:16:18

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5307/veganwafflescloseup.jpg

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Jonesy on 05/17/10 at 07:17:50

That's just a poor angle. My waffle is still longer.

P.S. I felt really scared searching google images for "long waffle" with safe search turned off

Edit: Suck on my long waffle cone Robin!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2248/2522004973_c9a1ba5a0f.jpg

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by Honko on 05/17/10 at 19:26:37

Watch out kids, Jones will waffle you from behind.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PX_1QEiNrmE/SmUZk9YXV6I/AAAAAAAAAB8/SlBt6-UXtcw/s400/P1090053.JPG

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by MVT on 05/17/10 at 19:38:54

http://ny.curbed.com/uploads/2008_11_Waffle.jpg

Title: Re: Campaigning for the sake of campaigning?
Post by The Gaff on 06/01/10 at 15:39:31

Ok, waffling aside, what have we had so far? What campaigns have people liked? What has anyone done??

I think the only thing i've seen so far worth while is the song.. and.. thats.. it...?!