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Message started by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/17/10 at 04:43:48

Title: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/17/10 at 04:43:48

"The Rockhopper amongst the Emperor's" could describe me in this contest. I don't expect to go through, but vote for me and I might get lucky!

Vids? No good with vids. Don't expect anything winning there.

On a final note, the first line is a reference to a movie. Guess!

VOTE FOR DARKHORSE! PEACHKART!!!

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 04:48:11

Where is the bribery? The corruption? The blackmail?

Starting a topic saying vote for me is kinda 2004.. What can you do to raise the bar? :)

i'll probably vote for you though anyway. ::)

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/17/10 at 05:04:43

Hey, it's my first Contest...

Alright...a MK SC compilation vid... I can hit a fair few of them, but that sounds like an old campaign trick too...

Right. Pick 3 tracks from EACH MK I play, and I will try to PR on each.(Ok, kinda taking Webbies idea here).

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Fw_Shock on 05/17/10 at 05:12:24

I think that was originally my idea, then web used something similar, and now it sounds like mine again. :-[

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by thewebinator on 05/17/10 at 13:14:21

Our ideas are sort of alike, although believe me I have a few ideas that I'll probably put up soon that might get me a few voters. I want to know why else I should vote for you other than the fact that you will make a video...evidence might be nice.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/17/10 at 16:53:02

Well, i'm not exactly good with campaigns...

If you vote for me, you aren't just voting for any old karter. You are voting for a man who loves his country, respects it's laws and supports it when needed.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/17/10 at 21:21:17

Also, I have reasonably long hair. Vote and I will put it in a ponytail.

EDIT: Not only that, I will also post a VID of my sister mucking about with her friend. I just need to upload it.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/18/10 at 23:00:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgjxWBGmUSw

Enjoy. I have another shorter vid too, but it's basicly the same thing.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Zarkov on 05/19/10 at 05:11:59

Do you find your sister attractive?

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/19/10 at 21:40:02

No. But many ppl here like sisters.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/20/10 at 11:34:59

Sisters?!
You have my official vote. And my 99 unofficial ones.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by robman60 on 05/20/10 at 14:02:38

Which one is your sister?

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/20/10 at 16:10:31

The one with her hair down. Not the blonde one.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/23/10 at 22:52:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mguguPAG-Kg

Probably not the last vid I have either.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Brutus on 05/23/10 at 23:45:51

Daniel, your posting provides a sweet respite from the solemnity which often manifests itself on the board. Your happy-go-lucky nature won me over long ago. Your kart ethic, demonstrated by your trudging march through the MKSC ranks, is also admirable. I wish you success in the kart contest. You have earned my vote.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 04:52:49

:'( :'( :'(

Do you think your sisters would be interested in playing Mario Kart? If they're doing a mini turbo, it could change everything.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/27/10 at 18:22:20

I only have 1 sis btw. And she wouldn't play it competitively. When(if) she does play it, she likes playing Coconut Mall.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by BrettMK on 05/27/10 at 18:28:56

^Tell her to get WR and you get my vote. 8-)

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 18:36:07

Is it because she likes shopping, or because she likes coconuts?

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/27/10 at 18:37:21

shopping.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 18:46:05

Would it be possible to teach her to like coconuts instead? They're much cheaper and it could save your family a lot of money.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Brutus on 05/27/10 at 18:50:27

Coconuts are much cheaper than shopping? What if you're shopping for coconuts? You can't put a price on shopping because it varies.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 18:59:05

Coconuts grow on trees. Shopping doesn't! Some islander people live almost entirely on coconuts their whole lives. Think of all the money and African children you can save!

Anyway, since she's a girl, she's probably not interested in shopping for coconuts. She wants shoes, clothes, trinkets, incense candles and movie tickets. Those cost more than coconuts.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Brutus on 05/27/10 at 19:43:14

Shoes, clothes, trinkets, children and movie tickets grow on Africa. Islander people doesn't! Some coconuts live almost entirely on trees their whole lives. Think of all the shopping and incense candles you can save!

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/27/10 at 20:31:40

6F424B567E4B404B582E0 wrote:

Coconuts grow on trees. Shopping doesn't! Some islander people live almost entirely on coconuts their whole lives. Think of all the money and African children you can save!

Anyway, since she's a girl, she's probably not interested in shopping for coconuts. She wants shoes, clothes, trinkets, incense candles and movie tickets. Those cost more than coconuts.

^This is basicly all she's interested in. I can't change that.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/27/10 at 21:16:45

She probably sees coconuts as big brown hairy balls, which to her would be boring since it sounds like a manly thing. You just have to make them sound more attractive to her than shopping. With shopping, every girl has the same stuff. It's not special anymore. Every girl has the same Justin Bieber CD, same cute $10 mittens, same Lady Gaga tank-top, and same fancy $2 trinket earrings. That's boring!

Now, coconuts? Not every girl has big coconuts! That makes them special and a must-have accessory. You can eat coconuts. You can drink from them, or juggle them, or slap them with your hands to make a drumming sound. You can squish them (when they're green, not when they're hard and brown). You can also use them for bikinis. Or just to throw at penguins.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by Zarkov on 05/28/10 at 01:19:49

My balls are the size of coconuts. However, the juice tastes of rust.

Title: Re: PeachKarter-The First Campaigne!
Post by AlexPenev on 05/28/10 at 08:06:49

Is that because your pipes are hardly ever used and have rusted from neglect?