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https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Historical >> Karter Contest 2K10 >> Campaign Revamp https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1274090921 Message started by Brutus on 05/17/10 at 02:08:41 |
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Title: Campaign Revamp Post by Brutus on 05/17/10 at 02:08:41 Fellow karters, I have experienced an epiphany. I have realized that my mental and physical wellbeing is greatly dependent on my performance in the 2K10 Karter Contest. If I do not get into the semifinals, at LEAST, I will be distraught and forevermore view myself as a failure, not only as a karter but a human being. In the fast paced and highly competitive modern life we all live in, success is something that must be sought after until it is attained. I cannot logically justify my prior antagonism towards my cause - who wants to fail? Not me. If I continued calling people retarded faggots and urging people not to vote for me my social standing on these forums, an integral part of my identity and psychological makeup, would be undermined and this is a risk I am not willing to take. Additionally, I cannot justify spending countless hours racing Bowser around a track if my accomplishments are not rewarded by acceptance in this community of fellow kart enthusiasts. What am I if I am not a karter? The answer: nothing. Having contemplated this state of affairs I am happy to announce a new campaign policy. If I do well and place in the quarterfinals, I will release a documentary. This documentary will chronicle a typical day in the life of Yunus Aricanli, karter extraordinaire. It will include a tour of my house, academic institution and place of employment. I will also include interviews of several of my peers who will recount the numerous ways that I have impacted their lives. I can guarantee that it will be a heart-wrenching experience. The documentary will also showcase me playing several different kart games with some acquaintances. This is not an opportunity to be missed - it's not every day that one can view a karter of my caliber display his prowess across multiple Mario Kart games. As an added bonus, I will demonstrate a profusion of little known tips and tricks across various platforms. In this way, voting for me will promote your own kart savvy. But that's not all! I will be taking requests for my documentary. I will answer questions about myself or any other subject on camera. I will also perform one stunt that is agreed upon by means of popular consensus. I have no conditions. I will do anything for my beloved supporters. Remember though that I will only post this video upon my advancement to the quarterfinals. I hate to withhold gratification from my proponents but it is the only feasible way to cement my victory in this contest. I am completely certain that upon my posting of the video I will rally the users of this forum, friends and foes, and ensure the achievement of my goal - to be recognized as the ultimate karter. Remember, compatriots, that reward is meaningless without hard work and sacrifice. Prove your allegiance to my cause by supplanting the realization of that which has been my dream since I first joined the message board. I assure you that I will deliver on my promise. Lastly, I would like to apologize to all that I have offended during my stay on these boards. I call things as I see them but that does not excuse the abuse I have rained upon many of you. Some may see my former mistreatment of others as 'completely unwarranted' and 'lacking cause, meaning and, often, coherency'. On behalf of myself I express the deepest remorse, admit my guilt and beg for your forgiveness. As consolation to the more pious members of our community I acknowledge that I have already asked for absolution for all of my (numerous) sins from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Remember the old adage "Forgive thy neighbor". I have forgiven all of you and simply ask the same in return. This board has long been characterized not as a docile and amiable community of kartbros but as a place rife with strife and turmoil. It is time to turn the page. I am confident that we can reconcile our differences and reform this board which we all call "home" into what it is meant to be - not a warzone but a community. And I am equally confident that this can be accomplished in no better way than to collude on the success of my campaign. If a dark horse like me can emerge victorious in this Karter Contest, who's to say that this board is beyond repair? Join me, fellow karters, in bringing about much needed change to this community. If I can, so can you! |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 03:37:29 Nice. So what would i like to see in your doc? Can you sing or dance? |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Camster on 05/17/10 at 10:05:03 I'm liking the new Brutus [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Brutus on 05/17/10 at 11:49:55 34282F2D2133273871400 wrote:
I haven't tried my hand at either, but my first supposition is that I am subpar at both singing and dancing. |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by RVZ on 05/17/10 at 11:52:13 If I do not get into the semifinals, at LEAST, I will be distraught and forevermore view myself as a failure, not only as a karter but a human being. In the fast paced and highly competitive modern life we all live in, success is something that must be sought after until it is attained. I cannot logically justify my prior antagonism towards my cause - who wants to fail? Not me. Amen. :) |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Etch on 05/17/10 at 15:58:02 635354555452210 wrote:
What a load of shit! |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by MVT on 05/18/10 at 10:37:29 06292A2A3E29350B4C0 wrote:
I thought you signed a ceasefire treaty? |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Pleiades on 05/18/10 at 10:54:08 My mistake. |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Brutus on 05/19/10 at 18:49:46 I did some thinking today and decided that if I reach the quarter finals I will upload a montage of me ghost riding my whip. I'm still up for more suggestions, however. Anything for my fans! |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by AlexPenev on 05/20/10 at 11:43:33 You wrote a lot. I feel an urge to send a vote in your direction, but... 655552535254270 wrote:
Can't we just get a sexy video??? Quote:
You have indicated in your profile that you are female. My suggestion is: sexy video! |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Brutus on 05/23/10 at 12:46:31 Penev, I am underage. Furthermore, I am loathe to fulfill your pedophiliac desires. |
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Title: Re: Campaign Revamp Post by Resident Dry Bones User on 05/24/10 at 04:47:45 I like Brutus's idea. There IS more to us than games and chicks. |
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