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Message started by Matt V on 05/16/10 at 09:13:30

Title: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/16/10 at 09:13:30

Yeah, you should all definately vote for me.

I'll give you shirtless pics, sister pics, all kinds of pics for YOUR vote, so VOTE FOR ME.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Honko on 05/16/10 at 09:15:32

I'll do it for shirtless sister pics.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/16/10 at 09:18:44

http://www.gruppiz.com/img/news/__BIG/6027_path.jpg

There's one vote.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Goose on 05/16/10 at 09:59:04

I made your bio.

http://speedrunwiki.com/Matt_Vanderwouw

How old is your sister?

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/16/10 at 14:06:28

We need verification that that is in fact Matt V's sister.  If this proof cannot be obtained this campaign sucks.  Otherwise  8-).

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by KoopZ on 05/16/10 at 19:04:25

she looks kinda... manly.  am i the only one that thinks this?

pretty sure i'm voting for matt regardless.  8-)

edit - oh shit fuck... pat, RVZ and stevie?  you're gonna have to work for my vote after all.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/16/10 at 19:33:43

Cooper to obtain your vote I will refrain from ever mentioning your peeing habits ever again.  I'll even throw in a pic of me nom nom nomming some mayonaisse.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by RVZ on 05/16/10 at 21:47:54

It would be an honour to be your runner up and all Matt :-*
No offence but your sister looks like a boy :D

I have 2 sister's. 1 twin sister and one older sister. They play some kart aswell [smiley=happy.gif]
Vote me! :D

Sorry for being a dog by using your thread for my shit ;D
Karter Contest = War! [smiley=evil.gif]


Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/16/10 at 21:59:28

Brutal that you guys are in the same group.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by The Gaff on 05/17/10 at 04:51:46

wheres the proof??

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Etch on 05/17/10 at 15:54:51

It's a man baby!

http://media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/5/12/Austin-Powers-The-Spy-Who-Shagged-Me-03.jpg

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Honko on 05/18/10 at 09:14:49

I'd still hit it.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Pleiades on 05/18/10 at 09:22:27

I'm into shemales so it's fine by me.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/18/10 at 19:03:29

C'mon people let's see some reasonable trades for your vote. :)

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/19/10 at 18:50:22

You should all vote for me because I hold a World Record by over two seconds.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Goose on 05/19/10 at 21:34:01

Really?  Which game/level/difficulty?

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/21/10 at 08:35:09

DKR/Star City/ Impossible because nobody can play this course anywhere good besides me  ;)

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by KoopZ on 05/21/10 at 08:37:27

* waves hand


umm.... hi.  i had splits for something close to your time, just so you know.  just never got lucky enough to string them together.  i still beat mitani though.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/21/10 at 08:39:14

If you can sub 1'17 I'll vote for you right through the karter contest.  ;)

Assuming you help vote me past round 1 of course.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by KoopZ on 05/21/10 at 08:44:18

unless my memory is faulty, i believe i had a 1:16.85, or something in that range.

* checks game

oh... no, 1:17.93 is my current record.  i dont know what course i was thinking of.  either way though, i know i could do it with some effort.  so you damn well better vote for me.  i'm pretty sure i'm voting for you regardless due to our DKR brotherhood we got going on!   [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/21/10 at 08:48:04

Yeah, I checked cyberscore for your record.  [smiley=ninja.gif]
I still don't really know why everyone else's 3lap is so much worse.  Hell I don't even have the flap WR (I'm only off by 0"05 though).

And alright, we got eachother's backs.  :-*

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/24/10 at 20:16:22

I just fucked a girl on a picnic table and then she gave me head, so vote for me and I'll share all the other public places i've done the deed.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/24/10 at 20:28:58

Was she hot?  If so do you have pictures of her?

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/24/10 at 20:30:58

I could, but I'm not facebook linking for you pedos.

If I get promised five voters I'll post pics of every girl I've ever shagged. (a total of 9)

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by RVZ on 05/25/10 at 01:56:20

Sexy goldshroom Matt :)

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by KoopZ on 05/25/10 at 08:34:37

if you right click and choose copy image location, you can still post pics without linking to their profile.

so lets see some pics!

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Camster on 05/25/10 at 08:45:15

You can get their facebook id from the image links though.

Edit: Oh wait, nevermind. I totally didn't see the location is completely different from the link. This is good to know, now I can post sister pics :P

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 13:51:26

Gimme more votes and you can see more of my lays.

P.s. I fucked one of the two on my basment floor because we were too horny to get to the couch. Actually she fucked me.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/25/10 at 14:02:50

I don't see any pics!!!

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 14:03:28

How can I make them work? Obv there facebook profiles aren't public.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/25/10 at 14:04:47


152D3031361D122E233B27301D07342730420 wrote:
How can I make them work? Obv there facebook profiles aren't public.


Save the image to your computer from facebook and upload to a site like tinypic and then copy paste the url.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 14:05:42

I don't have an account anywhere like that...fuck k hold on.

Promise me your vote for pics?

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Honko on 05/25/10 at 15:24:40

Cass is very cute.  As a wise man once said, I'd deffo smash her a new arsehole.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 15:32:11

I hope I can count on your vote Robin.  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Honko on 05/25/10 at 15:37:59

If you can hook me up with Cass I might be able to hook you up with a trip to the finals. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 15:46:12

I'll make it happen.  ;D

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by IsThatAGoodTime on 05/25/10 at 17:07:37


73424B4B73464B42270 wrote:
[quote author=152D3031361D122E233B27301D07342730420 link=1274030011/25#29 date=1274825008]How can I make them work? Obv there facebook profiles aren't public.


Save the image to your computer from facebook and upload to a site like tinypic and then copy paste the url.[/quote]
Or just right click and choose to copy the image's URL like any reasonable person would do.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by MVT on 05/25/10 at 17:51:02


556F48747D685D5B737378487475727B1C0 wrote:
[quote author=73424B4B73464B42270 link=1274030011/25#30 date=1274825087][quote author=152D3031361D122E233B27301D07342730420 link=1274030011/25#29 date=1274825008]How can I make them work? Obv there facebook profiles aren't public.


Save the image to your computer from facebook and upload to a site like tinypic and then copy paste the url.[/quote]
Or just right click and choose to copy the image's URL like any reasonable person would do.[/quote]

He didn't want to link us to their facebook urls so my method was more reasonable.

Anyway...Ashley is ok but damn Cass is beautiful!

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/25/10 at 17:55:55

Yeah ash just has teh big hooters.  :D

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by KoopZ on 05/25/10 at 17:57:46

there's a difference between the site that the picture is on, and the location of the picture itself.  the image location should end in a .jpg, which is why they didnt show up in matt's first post with the pics.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by IsThatAGoodTime on 05/25/10 at 18:25:51

Well my point is he ended up doing exactly what he meant not to.  His post above has direct links to the girls profiles...all he had to do was right click and link to the jpg. Like this:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs249.snc1/9621_132337909087_514309087_2309414_746979_n.jpg

.....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs249.snc1/9621_132337909087_514309087_2309414_746979_n.jpg

See?

Why didn't you paste this one? Or isn't it the same girl?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs547.snc3/29974_393400814087_514309087_3825079_4067353_n.jpg

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/26/10 at 06:56:55

I posted the pic I liked. >.<

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/27/10 at 19:33:40

If I get a bye into Round 3 I'll post a legit video I found on my computer of me eating a bunch of mayonaisse out of a jar.

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by RVZ on 05/28/10 at 02:06:10

Damn, you really want to end up 1st in the group don't know :-/ Don't worry bro, you will ;D

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/28/10 at 03:20:26

Not a chance broski, you got the MKW backing because none of them know me, and that's like 40 votes. :(

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by RVZ on 05/28/10 at 04:25:52


754D5051567D724E435B47507D67544750220 wrote:
Not a chance broski, you got the MKW backing because none of them know me, and that's like 40 votes. :(

You have mk64... [smiley=ninja.gif]

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/28/10 at 04:54:04

But how many active MK64 players are there, and how many would vote for me? Certainly not 40. ;)

Oh well, as long as I come second. ;D

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by Matt V on 05/29/10 at 08:56:22

shameful bump

http://speedrunwiki.com/Matt_Vanderwouw

I want to extend my campaign out to people on the board who aren't really sure who I am.

That's my profile.  I can attest that kart equals chicks because I have snacked multiple women after them watching me play.

But you may ask what I offer to you?

I offer hilarious pictures as a start, and this little number:

I am only registered on 3 out of 6 Mario Kart games. (MK64 MKW and MKDD) However I currently own MKSC, MKDS, and a borrowed SMK, so I am playing all games randomly, and this not really showing my potential on any yet.  That's where you come in.

Your vote for me could sway me to play your favorite game.  I can't promise anything champ level, but I'm a pretty decent player, and I could go after your rivals.  [smiley=evil.gif]

In short, vote for MATT FUCKING VANDERWOUW

Title: Re: MattV's Campaign Topic
Post by RVZ on 06/01/10 at 20:20:20

You won the groupround but failed by the way you did :(

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