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Message started by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 05:08:48

Title: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topic!
Post by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 05:08:48
Short, simple, to the point - more pictures of my girlfriend (at least two!) if I make it through!  [smiley=beer.gif]

Good luck to everyone in Group B - may the favorite karters win!

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by Darius Austin on 06/27/08 at 05:11:08
You got my vote, Matt. I was already going to vote for you before there were pictures of your girlfriend at stake.

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 05:14:23
Thanks, Darius! Of course, the same goes for you - although you know you'll have my support the whole way through except when it comes to double top secret AAA board meetings.

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Post by Benoit Boudreau on 06/27/08 at 05:23:55
Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!

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Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Post by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 05:26:49

143338393F22091439233224333723560 wrote:
Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!


Benoit, too bad I wouldn't expect to make it far enough in the contest for her to take off more clothes than a pair of socks. But in all honesty, I'd rather lose the contest by not posting scantily clad photos of her and keep her! However, I'm sure there's some quality compromise in all this... I guess we'll see if I make it through!

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Post by In Hiding on 06/27/08 at 05:27:50

60474C4D4B567D604D574650474357220 wrote:
Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!

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I already suggested that two years ago.

Jees.. seems like posting pics of girlfriends is popular.. I wonder who came up with that idea..  8-)

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 05:34:03
I'll always give credit where it's due - the original girlfriend poster is The Gaff! But there's always room for more girlfriend photos!

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Post by Benoit Boudreau on 06/27/08 at 05:49:09
I was just kidding around man. :D

I'm not sure how much bigger campaigns can get anymore honestly. It seems like the ultimate stunt has already been pulled by The Gaff in 2006... but I'm sure some creative minds around here will come up with something good. Then again, "I GOT TITTIES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM" seems to be a fail-safe strategy on the internet.
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Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Post by In Hiding on 06/27/08 at 05:59:59

17303B3A3C210A173A203127303420550 wrote:
I was just kidding around man. :D

I'm not sure how much bigger campaigns can get anymore honestly. It seems like the ultimate stunt has already been pulled by The Gaff in 2006... but I'm sure some creative minds around here will come up with something good. Then again, "I GOT TITTIES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM" seems to be a fail-safe strategy on the internet.
[smiley=lolk.gif]


You have seen nothing yet! ;D

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by Darius Austin on 06/27/08 at 06:13:52
Tom's probably infiltrated the FHM offices, recruited a group of the hottest women on the premises at the time and arranged for a series of pictures to be taken in which the ladies become increasingly scantily-clad, culminating in a massive water fight to take place on the day after the final - providing Tom wins, of course. That's my guess, anyway.

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by In Hiding on 06/27/08 at 06:23:11

486D7E65797F0C0 wrote:
Tom's probably infiltrated the FHM offices, recruited a group of the hottest women on the premises at the time and arranged for a series of pictures to be taken in which the ladies become increasingly scantily-clad, culminating in a massive water fight to take place on the day after the final - providing Tom wins, of course. That's my guess, anyway.


Using naked women to win is so 2006... its about being original this year :)*




*not to say that I wont at some point do something similar, but obviously would have to be bigger and better!

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by DarkRoy on 06/27/08 at 06:24:21
What about using naked Pobres?

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by mattniss on 06/27/08 at 06:35:07
That will just provide giggles all around and some possible nausea.

Title: Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi
Post by ALAKTORN on 06/27/08 at 07:24:18
if you'd had began the campaign sooner, i would've vote for you :(

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