Quotes ftw   (Monday, December 22nd)

This update will have one movie quote per player. Nothing special you might think. Well, it is since I’m a n00b at quotes and nobody wants to help me… So I’m afraid I can’t make it with movie quotes alone…


Players:
Oops, Jonas Knopp has rewritten his retro timeset again! He also focused on the special cup tracks. At the moment he is ranked #77 and his best new time is the RVL1 flap: #57. He’s not that bad again! (2x 2 points)

Alvaro Fababu can believe in change! Once known as a prototype for weaker motivated player, he now became an average one. Will he top or reach the top? Maybe he will be the first to do a triple PJ in MKSC… or the first to make a PJ at all! (3 points)

“Sebeny Joe Fast!!!” is a quote from MKW player Hinara on Youtube. But in fact, he is fake and I believe it is MKW player Andrew Tran. There’s only one missing page: How did he know Joe Sebeny was fast? Yeh, well, anyway, he worked on a lot of MKSC tracks. It included a subminute on MC! So who that is Sebeny Joe? Indeed, Joe Sebeny! (2x1 point)

Yunus Aricanli is an asshole. We all know that of course. He’s a hoarder too. And don’t forget him beating poor people’s WRs. What we can’t say, however, is that he is bad. Such a shame. He got #3 a while ago. Too easy! (9 points)

Ruffin Pierre or Pierre Ruffin , I still don’t get it! Pierre Muffin, mmm. Seems like he wanted to remove his times and start over again, but this site is one big database, right? Oh well. Has he got da prize? (6 points)

Pierre L'Hoest is the everlasting second (in MKSC, not SMK!!!). Seems like he got caught in Seby’s teeth. Oh well, I guess every disadvantage has its advantages. He said he practiced Flo’s new shroomstrat and his time got updated, but that isn’t allowed, right? BUT HE NEVER CHEATED AND PROMISES HE’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!! (1x7, 1x 5, 1x 1 point)

On the very last moment, I saw I forgot to add Julien Cloutier-Brassard , so I quickly addet him. He’s barack in action! He keeps around the top 50, but tries to defend his top 50 spot very hard, and with a lot of success. This might be a short story to finish, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. (2x 3 points, 1x 8 points)

GOD time owner Florian Cholletdid well and such and ACHOO! Sorry, I must be allergic to bullshit. He is the #9, another top 10 player in the news. I think we should make news once per year so we can show we do have some activity (1x6 points)

If you’d make a formula for how Daniel Sampson is winning AF, you’d find he can become #1.. In 30 years! But still, hehe, a notable time was 1’00”91, THAT SUCKS, I GOT 53”26!!!! Since he lives in Australia and he’s still playing, does he know it’s Christmas time at all? (2x 2 points)

Andrew Howes is getting the opposite of other newbies. Simply because his RR flap is his best time. Most people say that RR flap is the hardest chart to climb on, but if everyone has that, why is that even a problem? They all say that USA is good at karting, but… Obama maybe a don, but can he play MKSC? (1x 5 points)

“Alvin, do you have a sec for Robert Szabo?” I’m free! I have no idea what’s going on with him at the moment, I see him active in every game for he lost his MKDS WRs. A bit like Karel spending ages at MK64. Yes indeed, stupid. Especially because he’s playing the only track I’m good at. Although Etch almost got owned by Flo (So am I almost 0_o), he made up his way to become #25. (1x 9 points)

There aren’t too many players that play MKSC only nowadays. Simply because the GBA is old and most players play MKSC on the DS because they like MKDS. Alan McArthur, however, is one of “those”. His best times are set at Moo Moo Breadows.. Uh no, that was Tim, Sunset Wilds, although I only said that because I had to add a quote here. More and more prs are getting him close and closer to fame… Not yet though. What a shame... throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that...( 1x 4, 1x 10 points)

Only 3 players to go, first is almost-new-player Zack Weber. He’s one of those guys that still don’t realize the site gets updated once per 2 months, but oh well. What’s up with him, dog? He has a finished timeset, so he can now go for AF 24/7. Get AF lower than 100 first, buddy. (1x 3 points)

Veni, vidi, vici. He came, he played, he got WRs. I know MKW and MKSC are the easiest games to get WRs in, but this is just insulting for the other players (except ZZMT’ers). His name is Smolen, Mick Smolen. Here are the WRs he got past months: SGB 12”53, DP1 9”35, CI1 4”84, DP2 11”25 (NOOO!), CI2 6”49, and loads of GOD times as well. Watch out Seby! (2x 2 points)

Last but not least (standard quote): What’s that, Florian Valandina? Tastes the same, anyway. Not counting some of his weaker prs, he worked on Snow Land. 1’06”85 and 19”18 are very ok. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… For him! (1x 8, 1x 2 points)

As you can see, this is a huge quiz, made for members of all sites. You can get 117 points in total. Submit your answers to the question: “Where is this quote from”or “From who could this be”. Some quotes are changed a bit to make it even harder. Your score will be divided by 10: You can get a note up to 10 here (since it’s pretty impossible to guess them all). Submit the times to me via email (Alvin.vanasselt@yahoo.com) or via the MB. Good luck!

That’s all, folks. I'm going to race, I'm going to lose and I'm going to die. (1x2, 1x9 points)