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| 23 May 2010: "Two updates in a week?" |
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Update on Howes. He won the leadership battle on angry pygmy island (by a not so shabby 12%), but immediatley rescinded and left Tom in charge. He made a 15 hour swim to mainland Japan, where he hooked a ride on the Hirano Express and bounced his way back to Howesland. Instead of getting a good meal and taking a shower, he updated the times and promptly passed out. Hence the second update (wait, what?) in a week. Its come to my attention that I missed a rather stonking RaR WR from Mr Germany 2005 (read Seb Stellmacher) last update. This is due in part to my laziness to actually read every message fully. I am ashamed and sad and so have decided to do 20 Hail Penevs a day as punishment. I hope you forgive me oh mighty Seb. The time in question is a beastly 34"53. I came when I first saw the Hirano RaR vid. I havent seen Sebs vid of this, but im sure if I did id cum twice as much. So thank you Seb, not only did you beat one of MKSC's toughest WRs, you also have given me more pleasure than you anticipated to! I didnt say much about him last update, so il give you the low down on Daniel Sampsons progress this time. He hit quite a few PR's, namely a couple of top 50 times on RR (47"76) and rVL2 (7"15). He got these while taking time out from romancing his lovely squeeze Delilah. Unfortunately, if she cuts his hair, he will be struggling to hit top 200 times. So kick her out bro! She will ruin your MKSC career! Christophe 'el nino' Charignon fluttered his wings this update and caused a volcano to explode in Iceland. It was you was it? You owe the holiday makers of Europe BIG TIME! Anyway, he is knocking on the Top 50's big wooden door with his rDP2 and rBC1 PR's. Timur Ahmad was joining Christophe banging on the Top 50's big wooden door, only he was using the much weightier weapon of overall AF. He is less than 2 points from bonking Alvaro 'im a gummi bear' Fababu over the head with his hefty weapon now. Keep it up and you can cast Fab into the nether regions of the rankings with a sore head to add to his feelings of woe. Nicholas 'who the hell is God anyway?' Harvey was having some hot 1on1 action with MKSC aswell these past few weeks. (Penev caught it on cam. Check out your local porn site for the vid) His latest submission, a 7"25 on rMC1, landed him a 5 way tie with 4 other males. Im not gay or anything, but thats a vid I wanna see! You know whats really cool about Belgium? No, other than Stella Artois. Thats right, Tom van Kessel! With his last submission, all of which were on the retro courses, he has secured a 40 point AF cut. (I know I said this last update, so shut up) Its landed him smack in the top 50 at #42. Right next to Dave Smith. So you can fight now about who has the best lager. Dave WILL NOT BUDGE on the fact Natty Ice is the mutts nuts. Robert Szabo (yeah ive never heard of him either) quit hoarding like padz and finally sent something in. I didnt bother reading it though. I just used the time to go and bang my head against a wall. Im only being like this because he has moved ahead of Ben Allen, who happens to be one of the nicest guys around. He was crying and everything. Shame on you Etch, I thought you were a baller. Also in action this time were #2 Mickael 'swollen willy' Smolen, #87 Kevin Pillenger, #32 Manuel Babjar and #33 Kevin McAteer. New Players François Keriven from France who joins at #100. |