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| 01 April 2009: "I pity the fool" |
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| Bowel Movement Who played the most on the crapper this week? That guy who seems to play but never get anywhere actually accomplished something this week. #8 Michele Magnaterra repassed #9 Abel Marques in non-prb with some of the new times he has been getting. AF flap, MC1 3lap and MMF to name a few cut him 0.6250 AF points. Not far behind, #11 Milan Pacino cranked out some new times on YF with a nice 46"936 and 15"401. Believe it or not, his few times got him what he needed to reach Myth B overall! He still has some ways to go before catching #10 Cole Gilbert and especially Abel for the UK Crown. #16 Nicolas Barco also sent in some times to hold onto his spot. The forever idolo, #18 Lee Boon continues his rampage into the top 20 cutting 0.75 AF this week! He hit it big on BC2 getting 1'33"493 and 30"442 along with MMF 1'04"389 and 20"935. If he gets all his times up to par, it could be another threat to the top ten land. For now, he is within striking distance of the top 15. With his luck, he might just do it. #25 Dallas Wilde has built that new guy but look at me, Myth E and near the top of the charts mah kind of identity. Good seeing new players strike near the top so soon. He's still improving a variety of times and with good activity can get his way closer to the top 20. Cutting a huge 2.5 AF points, he's already half of the way to Myth D overall. For now, Cole can hold onto #1 Canada. Just as busy, #34 David Roldan cut 5 AF points with his new times taking him well inside the top 40 now. He is right behind #33 Pol Gonzalez for the #1 Spain title and with the way things have been going, I'm sure David can handle another 3 AF points. After getting past him, it won't be long until he is onto Dallas in the top 30. Even busier, #55 Robert Lee takes the cake with a 7.5 AF cut with his ridiculous cuts pushing him well into Titan E overall. He has been getting more prb times as well but with him almost in the top 50, he has come a long way in such a short time. Reminds me of the old days but the times you need to get here now are a little absurd, no more one try time sets to secure a top 30 spot. Lastly, some other familiar guys were active this week. #58 Kevin Borne got playing again coming up with some good times to move up a spot. #68 Armando Cobian cut a big 5 AF points pushing him up to Hero A overall! No longer King ranked on mk64, #74 Iacopo Sorce keeps pace with Fabio's activity but not nearly as fast time wise. Regardless, he has been making some good cuts like getting his BP flap down to 8"313. Cutting just enough AF to appear here, #88 Billy Gallagher cut 0.2 AF points but even that was enough to pass someone. Only 3 Hero D ranked people remain in the top 100 ARR which is just a sign that the charts are starting to get stronger. Not like snacking is that easy, chesters have to use toad and lots of free time to take on the bestest. If you just got pure talent, you never find yourself wasting time here. People still trying to get into the top 100 include #115 Alvin van Asselt -12.9220, #117 Thomasson Bastien Koopafou -15.4220, #129 Florian Valandina -5.5630, #131 Mickael Smolen -1.7970, #134 Stefano Piazza -1.5780, #135 Richard Penkalla -3.1090, #141 David Schiering -9.7500, #251 Alex Malone -11.2650, #342 Jose Karica -14.2500, #410 Jean-Francois Schepers -41.4840, #433 Tom Mannings -4.2190, #494 Roman Thomas -9.1190 and #572 Greg Coffino -10.9690. Emulator Records David Roldan explored tha magical world of the beta rom and through some file swapping got to play those courses with textures like we have seen before. The problem is still getting that shit to work through an Action Replay so until then, it's definitely great for kicks. I want to see some action on DK's Grassy Hill and Cookie Pinball. Self Esteem Boosters It was a strong week for several players but no one cut as much as this guy while passing a bunch of people on the way. For his great times and activity, Robert Lee wins the POW for the fourth week of March! It was a busy month for some players and getting that job done was the guy flying up almost 20 places to storm through the Hero ranks to reach Titan E overall. Slaughtering the competition this month, Robert Lee wins the POM for the month of March! Sitting back at #70, you didn't expect this guy to be knocking on the door of the top 30 and have some beta WR's under his belt and almost Spanish champ. For great progress on prb and non-prb and reaching towards Titan A now, David Roldan wins the POQ for the 1st quarter of 2009! No joke ~Etch |

