Anyhow, the rules were PRESSURE TOURNAMENT RULES! This means first try only. Lowest seed
picks his home course first, and highest seed picks his home course last. So there was 6
players in this tourney, so we did 6 rounds.

We did 2 forms of scoring this time. We did the traditional method where your finish in all
of the 6 events are added up, and that is your score (lowest wins). However, at the advice of Jones, to make
this fair, he wanted to do something new. Besides calling for the tourney, he also advised us to go for a
PR difference factor. Basically you take the rank your personal record is (lets say GOD, and that has a value of
zero), and you count down to what you did first try (lets say Elite A, which has a value of 11) That means your penalty
would be 11. We do this also for all 6 courses.

Ok, the bottom will be listed under the 6 rounds of course, and the list will go place, person, first try, first try
rank, PR rank, and the difference.

PREGAME

Jones Calls Tourney, Booth asks for Rules, Whalls says PRESSURE and he plays, Booth than says he'll play if Whalls does, and calls out the original
rules. Mark Jones than adds that Rank idea that you will see below. Everyone is ready, and we frankically play the 6 rounds and save the world
before bed time... oh wait, wrong show, but it is damn late!

Round 1 Mike Eklund - MR Lap

1. Louis-Philippe Sabbagh 24"20 (Elite B) PR= Legend D [+8]
2. Kevin Booth 24"21 (Elite B) PR= Legend C [+9]
3. Mike Eklund 24"57 (Elite F) PR= Elite B [+3!]
4. Simon Laflamme 24"81 (Master B) PR= King C [+9]
5. Mark Jones 24"94 (Master F) PR= King D [+11]
6. Jason Whalls 26"33 (Advanced B) PR= Legend D [+35???]

PR Factor 1. Eklund!!!, 2. Sabbagh 3.Booth/Laflamme/ 5.Jones 6. Whalls

Mike has been pretty hot here as of late, and has been threatening to get his first King Time here, and on Koopa Troopa Beach (27"03). So he
decided to pick this course. What he doesn't know, is that Booth and Whalls have been playing this course tons, along with Yoshi Valley, as of
late.

Anyhow, Booth went wide tons of times, but still took risk but Louis did pretty darn well by edging Booth by .01 in the first round! However
Mike Successfully defended his turf by only going 3 ranks below his PR markings, so kudos to him! Jason Whalls went around the shroom and
just forgot which way the course went apparently.

Round 2 Simon Laflamme - YV lap

1. Kevin Booth 27"51 (King B) PR= Legend B [+5!!]
2. Jason Whalls 28"92 (Elite D) PR= GOD [+14]
3. Mark Jones 29"59 (Pro A) PR= King F [+11]
4. Mike Eklund 30"11 (SPro A) PR= Elite C [+13]
5. Louis-Philippe Sabbagh 31"02 (Expert A) PR= Legend C [+28???]
6. Simmon Laflamme 37"85 (Expert F) PR= Elite C [+22]

PR Factor 1. Booth, 2. Jones, 3. Eklund, 4. Whalls, 5. Sabbagh, 6. Laflamme

Well Simon does know his YV very well, so he picked this course. Whalls and Booth have been playing this course all day, so we expect great
scores out of them.

As expected, Booth and Whalls dominated in score, but Jones did edge Whalls in the PR factor. Booth did go wide a few times, but his run of
27"51 was one of the most amazing performances all tournament. Sabbagh got stuck in the mountain and Laflamme took a tour of the grand canyon.

Round 3 Mark Jones- Kd lap

1. Kevin Booth 33"44 (King A) PR= GOD [+6]
2. Jason Whalls 33"93 (Elite A) PR= Legend A [+10]
3. Mark Jones 34"22 (Elite C) PR= Legend C [+10]
4. Louis Philippe Sabbagh 34"28 (Elite C) PR= Legend C [+10]
5. Simon Laflamme 34"56 (Elite D) PR= Elite A [+3!!!]
6. Mike Eklund 34"86 (Master C) PR= Master A [+2!!!]

1. EKlund!!!, 2. Laflamme!!!, 3. Booth, 4. Whalls/Jones/Sabbagh

Jones thought he was all big and bad when he picked this course, than realized that his PR factor is going to suffer if he picks this, so he wanted
to change picks, but he was pressured by the rest to stick to his guns, and besides, he was distracted by Booth making moves on his sister, so
one can understand why he wasn't in the most concentrative moods.

I am very proud of everybody this round. Booth did drive a great race, with just a few minor flaws in race quality, but Check out Laflamme and
Eklund! They raced amazing! Whalls/Jones/Sabbagh did well also, but they're race quality wasn't near as good.

Round 4 Louis-Philippe Sabbagh- Sl 3lap

1. Kevin Booth 1'42"19 (Elite B) PR= GOD [+12]
2. Louis Philippe Sabbagh 1'43"46 (Elite F) PR= Legend B [+13]
3. Mark Jones 1'44"21 (Master D) PR= Elite A [+8!]
4. Mike Eklund 1'47"36 (Expert A) PR= Master C [+13]
5. Simon Laflamee 1'51"50 (Advanced C) PR= Elite D [+19]
6. Jason Whalls 3'43"54 (Kart Fan) PR= Legend B [+54???]

PR factor 1. Jones 2. Booth, 3. Sabbagh,Eklund!!!, 5. Laflamme, 6. Whalls

Any doubts of Louis being unique (trying to be kind), well, there is no doubt now. He decided to torture everyone on sherbet land, cause it's
one of this best courses, and he was tired of fastlap ones, so he decided to see if we could endure 3 laps of penqin plugging and crack smoking.

This actually was fairly close. Booth was going to get at least a high King time, until the 3rd to last pengin put a spell over toad, and away
he goes on that beast. Booth shrooms out, and saves the day, however, Jones played it safe, and won the PR factor. Sabbagh didn't do all
that bad, and got 3rd in the PR factor, and 2nd in time, so home course wasn't too bad for him.

Lastly, Whalls said he turned off his TV for the last lap, but later on, we hooked him up to a polygraph, and he broke down and admitted that
wasn't totally true. The cheater would turn on the TV to get straight again, he later says.

Round 5 Jason Whalls- MMF 3lap

1. Kevin Booth 1'16"78 (Elite A) PR = GOD [+11]
2. Mark Jones 1'18"90 (Spro F) PR= King B [+23]
3. Louis Philippe Sabbagh 1'19"45 (Expert C) PR= King B [+26]
4. Jason Whalls 1'22"63 (Intermediate B) PR= Legend C [+39???]
5. Simon Laflamee 1'22"79 (Intermediate C) PR= Elite A [+32???]
6. Mike Eklund 1'29"98 (Beginner D) PR= Master F [+24!]

PR factor 1. Booth, 2. Jones, 3. Eklund, 4. Sabbagh, 5. Laflamme, 6. Whalls

Ok, I complained about Louis being Unique, but I think Whalls is just an @$$ for picking this hell board. Na, it isn't as bad as say YV 3lap, cause
you can still get a great time, if you avoid the beastial tendancies here. Play it safe, and you win. Whalls wanted to see what everyone
would do, so here it is.

Booth was the only person smart enough to play it safe, so he led both in PR factor and time placement. Everybody else was pretty clueless really
but, Jones and Eklund did do ok in the PR factor. Ek did say this was his worst coruse, and that did save him from biffing it as bad as Whalls
and Laflamme did.

One last comment, I really think the rankings really hosed everyone here unfairly, but that is what you get when people figure out the logistics
of MMF early in kart history. Damn 1997 people, and their fast progress!

Round 6 Kevin Booth- TT 3lap

1. Kevin Booth 2'34"17 (50"28,50"39,53"50) (Elite B) PR= GOD [+12]
2. Mark Jones 2'36"44 (Pro C) PR = King F [+13]
3. Louis Philippe Sabbagh 2'37"53 (Spro C) PR = Legend D [+24?]
4. Mike Eklund 2'38"19 (Expert A) PR = Elite F [+16]
5. Simon Laflamme 2'38"75 (Expert B) PR = Elite F [+17]
6. Jason Whalls 2'50"30 (Apprentice C) PR= Legend F [+43???]

PR factor 1. Booth, 2. Jones, 3. Eklund, 4. Laflamme, 5. Sabbagh, 6. Whalls

Well this should be a no brainer. Everybody knew Booth was going to pick Turnpike, and since someone wanted Louis to pick the 3lap, Booth decided
to do so cause of that.

No surprise, Booth takes it, but not by overly that much. He hit a car on the 3rd lap, on the backstretch, but luckily he still had a shroom
with him to save the win once again. Jones played it very safe and finished strong. Whalls decided to use an old 1997 strat in his fine
performance (shroom on straights). You can see why Whalls calls this track, "Turndyke".

TRADITIONAL FINISH PENALTY (1 for first, 2 for 2nd...)

Kevin Booth 7
Mark Jones 13
Louis-Philiippe Sabbagh 18
Jason Whalls 26
Mike Eklund 27
Simon Laflamme 30

Well, first place was definitely expected, and except for a .01 flaw on MR, he dominated like nobodys business. The big suprise was Jones finishing
2nd, after he said that it would be unfair to go against the legends straight up. Perhaps Jones should retort, cause if he looks below this, he actually
did better straight up, than with his handicap. I wonder if he believes in UCLA parking too?

Sabbagh did ok, but had some bad courses, and even with Whalls in total goof off mode, he fights off bottom dwellers Laflamme and Eklund, which
I still felt did just fine this tourney.

PR Based Penalty (0 for PR, +1 for Rank Worse than PR, -1 For Rank Better than PR)

1. Kevin Booth 56
2. Mike Eklund 71
3. Mark Jones 76
4. Simon Laflamme 102
5. Louis-Philippe Sabbagh 109
6. Jason Whalls 195

WOW! Booth does it again. He answers Jones' proposition and takes his challenge. However, the show was stolen by new Member Mike Eklund.
See Whalls, that, "Anything Can Happen Line" is not just a Public Relations Battle Cry! It really is true. Jones still did do ok with the rules
with a 76, and Laflamme finished strong with 102.

However, I think Sabbagh and Whalls really need to get the frog out of their throats, cause they were really choking on something apparently, preventing
them from performing to Legend Standards!

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